Sexy Friday – 20260306

TGIF! This is late, but I’m blaming the hamsters running this site for not keeping it online today when I was awake.

Word Count Filler Time

This is going to be thin because I want to get this out as fast as possible. The subject today is banned books.

Are You There God? It’s Me Margaret
Parents were upset the novel dealt with Margaret’s first puberty and and wondering if God was real. Topics nobody else ever thinks about.

American Heritage Dictionary
This dictionary dared to publish curse words, so it was banned. They removed most of them and it was allowed back. But then was banned again because it included such naughty words as knockers and balls.

Little Red Riding Hood
Parents thought it encouraged drinking because the big bad wolf brought a bottle of wine to grandmother’s place.

Where’s Waldo
The pictures included the scandalous bare back of a topless sunbather. To be fair, I’m not allowed to post topless photos either despite the deep catalogue of such photos.

Mickey Mouse Comics
This was by Mussolini in Italy that thought the Disney logo encouraged children to be individuals. ¡Que Horror!

Complete Works Of Shakespeare
The poet Samuel Taylor Coleridge thought his works were too vulgar and needed to be banned in England. This was the first instance of the Streisand effect has Shakespeare’s works found new popularity due to the failed effort.

Alright, that’s enough. The lesson as always, don’t ban media.

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Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!

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Doktor Zymm
Horatio Cornblower

USA pitching leaves a bit to be desired.

Unsurprised

Which is wild considering our ad men invented propaganda.

rockingdog

Car joke:

being a carless american is awesome. financial harm caused by rising oil prices won’t directly effect me, and secondary effects aren’t something we are trained to think about. when the time comes i’ll just blame the rising prices i do experience on supernatural causes. maybe goblins

WCS

Soo… apparently I missed something about Fronk earlier? Can any of yinz fill me in?
It has been an extremely busy day here, and I get to work a bonus eight hours. Yay…

WCS

That is definitely not the right link…

Horatio Cornblower

He posted what happened in the Request Line thread. I don’t want to repeat it here because it’s his story to tell.

rockingdog

Found a funny:

sometimes a coworker will drop offhand a piece of lore that feels like finding an audio log in a survival horror game

rockingdog

Watchin da World baseball ⚾️

Goooo USA?!??

Hope this game is Rocking!

ballsofsteelandfury

Crosby to the Ravens!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You got scooped by 911!

Horatio Cornblower

Really wish teams would knock this shit off while I’m trying to put together the annual mock draft.

Although I don’t think I’ve gotten to Baltimore yet, so this may actually help.

Doktor Zymm

Basketball rap battles just aren’t what they used to be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yddfvHmr9Os

Gatoraids

the pushta t drake “battle” was good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0lQC_fScFo&

as was eminem vs mgk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxQTY-W6GIo

and of course kendric vs “drake”

Gumbygirl

I’m drinking hard. Fronk scared the shit out of me. I was out and about most of the day, so I didn’t see his comments until hours after yinz did. I’m rattled, not gonna lie.

Sharkbait

If there’s one thing I know, its that we’re a damn tight knit community and we look out for each other.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

He’s gonna be ok, and so will you.

Have a glass of water and accept virtual hugs.

Gumbygirl

Fuck water, I’m slugging down red wine like Jeanine Pirro. Thank you for the hugs. I don’t want to make this about me, so I’m going to shut up for a while. Until the wine kicks in, then I’m gonna be bourbling like Fozzie!

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Horatio Cornblower

‘The Faithful Women Of The Bible’ coming soon on Fox One?

Well, I guess it is time to check out ‘The Morning Show’ on Apple after all!

At this point I’m sort of rooting for The Rapture. Just get these assholes out of here already. I’m like 90% sure Satan is more chill than they are.

Unsurprised

#4 did bukkake videos

Horatio Cornblower
Jimbo

The Muffs.
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Gatoraids

was disappointed by One Battle After Another watching it last night, lot of meh and disconnect but suppose thats movies now a day

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I haven’t seen it yet, is it not good enough for the nomination or just not good?

Gatoraids

felt like this https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6RjW8caS0AE just kinda messy and self obsessed and all over the place. Havent watched too many movies this year but not much above Sinner. Really enjoyed Bone Temple I guess but wasnt last year movie

Gatoraids

least the brought me to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJWi9Xy_Lto

Horatio Cornblower

When that dog bites her chin off this video is going to be why it doesn’t get the final shot.

Horatio Cornblower

Would you say it insists upon itself?

SonOfSpam

I liked it more than Gatoraids did, especially Benicio and creepy-ass Sean Penn.

But I still thought Sinners was better. (Apples and oranges of course)

Horatio Cornblower

My son turned me onto this band, I find them not irritating, and this video cracks me up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkSaOjwISHc&list=RDBkSaOjwISHc&start_radio=1

Gatoraids

tasty legs and crispy thighs for sexy fridays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-6JyDJayIw

Doktor Zymm

Maybe I’ll just watch Wild Style. Haven’t in a while
https://youtu.be/H3n5zaUoecI

Doktor Zymm

It’s odd watching a movie made back when people had attention spans get split up by shitty youtube commercials

Unsurprised

Does yewtu.be work?

Unsurprised

Nope. Shit.

Doktor Zymm

will check!

scotchnaut

Ordered shame pizza and wings for the longest time in forever. This place has the best hot sauce so I asked for a triple order of it on the side.

/it defies belief that a very small regional chain has a sauce that has the perfect balance between tomato and pepper and vinegar.

Horatio Cornblower

Every now and then* you just need to make a disgusting pig of yourself with pizza and wings.

*Every three days, or so I hear the 5th dentist, the one who doesn’t use Crest, recommends

scotchnaut

My guesses-

-has to be white pepper or a mix with Tellicherry?

-a touch more tomato paste than any other BBQ sauce I’ve ever tasted

-I just don’t have enough knowledge of vinegars to hazard a guess, other than to say it’s not of the apple cider variety.

Horatio Cornblower

The Brazilians are walking USA hitters like the ball was covered with wax.

Wait a minute….

Jimbo

Watching the Dominican Republic vs Nicaragua, these Dominicans are good at the beisbol, who knew.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Any of you watch the Morning Show on Apple TV? Lady BFC and I are both totally over it but we’re powering through for completion’s sake.

Doktor Zymm

Well I’m nawt going to watch now after that thrilling review

Horatio Cornblower

No, I heard pretty much the same thing and never started it.

Pluribus was great.

Unsurprised

I watched the first season. I somehow watched the first three of For All Mankind. And the first episode of Foundation and some other thing. Apple shows are mostly not good. I’ve watched all of Slow Horses because I am a sucker for spy stories (I’ve even seen the first three episodes of Ponies, and that is dogshit) and I’m not sure it was actually good.

I loved Pluribus.

ballsofsteelandfury

#2 gives me a good idea for Lady Balls…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You’re going to buy her a car?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Like in jars? Probably scotchy.

scotchnaut

Funny you should mention. AB Negative is on sale this week.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Alberta negative?

scotchnaut

Now you’re talking Litre’s language.

Sharkbait

Oh! I do I do!

ballsofsteelandfury

Get your citizenship and complimentary bottle of maple syrup!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My cat is still young enough to catch enormous rats, but too old to kill them, apparently. She brought this monstrous fucker inside the house (through the pet door!) and he got loose, so I had to chase him around with a fucking broom until he finally slipped out through the patio doors that I’d opened. And I can’t even tell the Dr. Mrs. about it because she’d freak out and insist on cleaning every square inch of the ground floor now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zat9CRfUr-E

Doktor Zymm

I’m in a music mood and I haven’t even started drinking yet! Don’t get much sexier than this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-rLHYsQHgc

King Hippo

that freezer vodka ain’t gon DRANK itself…

Sharkbait

How about freezer gin?

scotchnaut

[trembling in fear that posting a comment will cause the whole site to go completely Batusi again]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFHY0NBsoNU

WCS

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WCS

Hello. Feels a bit empty.
I’m here all night, so feel free to contribute to the discussions!

So awesome to see Maxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Crosby will be a Ratbird for a while.
The RAADDUUHHS will have more draft picks than actual players on their current roster.

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scotchnaut

I feel that the current President of the United States is a tad bit underwhelming. Discuss.

NotShogunButShogun

There is a distinct lack of whelm to be sure.

Horatio Cornblower

I find him irritating.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

He insists upon himself

Horatio Cornblower

I use that line so often.

King Hippo

at times? Even vexing.

Jimbo

A bit uncouth some would say.

Unsurprised

He’s the man for his time and place.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Hey, good thing you were only one defensive player away from a Super Bowl, right?