Marching On With Lesser Footy

I keep forgetting to draft these until I am so deep into #FridayBrain that I can’t really formulate coherent thoughts.  That’s ok, footy has been filled with entropy of late anyway.  No need to try to make any sense of it.

No 7:30 fixture AGAIN.  This is starting to get on me tits, Premiership.

We get an unacceptable SIX in the 10:00 window, including the USA-televised Disappointing-But-Safe Everton hosting West Ham.  Always nice to welcome Old Boy Moyes back to Goodison Park.  This is going to be an absolutely horrible game to watch (for the neutral), but such is life.  Fulham/Brighton and Beesus (hold the praise)/Chelski atre your best streaming bets.

Litre believes that Brentford can still be in relegation danger.  I am not yet convinced, but they sure are wobbly as fuck.

Luton Town get to host Spotlight Dance (12:30, NBC), with Unai Emery’s Villa coming to town.  It will be interesting to see how the latter deal with European fixtures clogging the Spring schedule.  Whereas the plucky Lutes (see what I did there?) have to deal with their fading survival hopes (they needed Everton to lose their appeal, and for the Robins Hood to get similarly hammered).  The three who came up going straight back down?  Now seems a fait accompli.

Burnley and the Cherries play during Sunday Gravy (8:00, USA), followed by NBC being dickwads and putting the Manchester Derby behind the streaming wall (Peacock, 10:30).  Watch fucking Men Untied pull a random good performance out of their rectal cavities.  2024 is that kind of year, for the dedicated Redshite-hater.

The King’s Afrikan Water Pistols have been kicking arse and taking names of late, and that should continue against Team Knifey on MNF (3:00, USA).

Come back quickly, JV and Varsity NFL.  Hippo misses u so bad, boo.