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Which is to say if the Knicks win the chip, WE GOIN’ TO 7TH AVE FOR THE PARTY! YERRRRRRRRRR!
(Yes, I’m measured enough to say it only gets harder from here, as the Pacers play a fast paced game meant to gas out a rotation that Thibs keeps thin, and OKC is really, really fucking good. And the Wolves have the Randle/DDV full circle angle. But hey, unlike in baseball or football where it may be in the 60-70/30-40 range, the Knicks have the overwhelming basically monopoly, because nobody cares about the Nets. Even when the Nets were good, AND the Knicks were trash. Which has been most of the last 25 years, minus the STAT and Melo years. That’s why it would be a madhouse. Not a riot in the “burn it all down” kind, but also who the fuck parks their car in Midtown in front of Penn Station anyway, other than Uber drivers?)
(Also don’t tell Senorita Weaselo, who won’t understand.)
Okay, what about football news? This is a football site still.
Reseeding the playoffs in the divisional round is DEAD (again), as the Lions withdrew their proposal. Meanwhile it looks like the Brotherly Shove is going to be unceremoniously shoved into the illegal bin, as it looks like the Packers have the votes to make it illegal. (UPDATE: THEY DON’T HAVE THE VOTES, THE TUSH PUSH WILL NEVER DIE BY A 22-10 MARGIN—they needed 24.)
Ooh, but how about a lineman award? Something like Protector of the Year, but with a better name. (Nope, Protector of the Year it is.)
Meanwhile, you can start assembling the Dream Team for 2028, now that NFL players will be allowed to compete in the Olympics! Justin Jefferson wants in.
And this year on Hard Knocks… a team that made the playoffs? (They can apparently do that now?) It’s the Bills.
How about what’s on?
The Cup still gets first billing:
Walk Leonhard: The McJesus and Pals Story vs. Vichy North Stars (EDM vs. DAL, 8:00, ESPN)
Then the war begins again (after SGA gets named MVP):
Reggie delenda est vs. Healthy Metal Bats Crew? Let Big Mitch go to work and then hope he hits a single free throw. (IND vs. NYK, 8:00, TNT)
Also baseball (as I continue to grumble about the Yankees on Prime) and probably some sort of CONCACAF fuckery. As far as lesser footy goes, CONCACAF fuckery is low on the list, though ahead of Oceania Lesser Footy has always been at war with Eastasia Lesser Footy (over the Aussies moving to the Himalayas East Conference, which is to say Asia), and, of course, MLS.
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