The Jets at the bye post is going to rival my Turkish Euroball posts at this rate, because holy fuck, this is (once again) a generational self-own.
So, as you may know, or have seen, Justin Fields is not a very good quarterback. Now, that’s all fine and dandy, and Aaron Glenn is well within his right to make a QB change. I mean, saying that it’ll be a game-time decision for gamesmanship purposes is a bit silly when you’re 0-7, and the offensive production is just that, an affront to football. The aerial game is an affront to the name of the team.
Not a vote of confidence? Owner of the team, or ambassador to somewhere else if he’s gotten reappointed, who fucking knows, Woody Johnson, basically spent a brief interview (wearing a suit with a baseball cap, which is a crime against fashion, as opposed to his ownership, a crime against football, or his maybe boss, which is a Princess Morbucks-style crime is legal spree, that’s right, it’s a Powerpuff Girls reference mid-diatribe!) supporting Aaron Glenn, which was basically spent shitting on Justin Fields. Which, you know, you guys got to be the starter. Like, saying “If we could just complete a pass, it would look good” about the guy you got to be the QB isn’t burning a bridge as much as nuking it from orbit. So it looks like Inanimate Carbon Tyrod’ll start.
Oh, wait, he’s day-to-day with a knee injury. Who brought over the Chargers medical team to be there for the Jets? (Seriously, that man cannot catch a break.) So, who’s starting on Sunday against the Bengals? It’s not gamesmanship, it’s that we seriously have no fucking idea.
In conclusion, this team deserves to 1) go 0-17 and B) be disqualified from the first overall pick.
All right, we hit word count, what’s going on in the wide world of shit?
Actually World Series: Starts Friday
Wednesday Night C-USA Action!
Middle Tennnesee vs. Fightin’ Flaccos (Delaware) (7:30, ESPN2)
GIVE ME ROUNDBALL ROCK OR GIVE ME DEATH, I DON’T CARE WHAT CHANNEL IT IS
Basketball Sword Team vs. “Of course, since there are expectations, everyone’s already hurting” (CLE vs. NYK, 7:00, ESPN)
Wemby and Pals vs. Uh, Cooper Flagg? (SAS vs. DAL, 9:30, ESPN)
Iceball Rock?
Hockeytown Bandits vs. Hockey Sword Team (DET vs. BUF, 7:30, TNT)
Monday may give us a sports equinox! How’s that for excitement? Not that exciting? Yeah, I know. We’ll take something, okay?
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Do you like fish stew with more bones than fish? HAVE I GOT THE RESTAURANT FOR YOU! Bones in every bite! And in between bones I mean bites you’ve got even more bones because you’ll be picking them out of the flesh of the roof of your mouth where they have become impaled! Join us at 할매식당 for a bone-picking, bone-chewing, BONIFIED good time!
I have no idea why it got formatted in a giant font like that; it’s like our resident AI agent (by which I mean DJ 3000 of course) read my mind or something.
https://youtu.be/mU7IUprPqag?si=LfxE9XM4gCpZrN4K
The view from our hotel room in Jeju. Blaxabbath would like it here – it’s basically South Korea’s version of Hawaii.
I was born from fat parents.
I mean most pregnant women have a bit of a tummy; it’s perfectly natural.
Found a funny:
I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.
Not Oingo Boingo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs
I don’t have enough mental energy to waste it on dating apps. This would be true even ifI had infinte mental energy.
Sup
Yo
I’m sleepy, don’t burn the place down while I’m gone.
the sky
2-2 tie in hockey tonight. If my team can barely score I need to keep it close. I’ll take the tie.
“I’ll take the tie.”
-David Carradine.
If you think about QB development as farming, the Bears take perfectly good seeds and just kinda chuck ’em out back in the shitty patch of land where stuff doesn’t like to grow, then they don’t weed or fertilize them and wonder why their crops are stunted and weak. The Jets grind the seeds to a pulp, mix them with salt, and put them on a rocket to scatter the seed-dust in the atmosphere so there is no chance of them ever sprouting or even being recognizable as a seed ever again.
And the Raiders put the seeds in a nice safe place, then go and get high and forget where they put them.
The YouTube algorithm has me dialed in.
https://youtube.com/shorts/uA1bLCD148o?si=mJ7M11amGc2CJ293
Fucking NFL
I am so glad I don’t need dating apps anymore. However, I do remember some Jay Glazer FOX pregame show injury report style guidelines I had:
1- Any mention of Eat, Pray, Love? OUT
2- Any mention of 50 Shades of Grey? IN
3- Loves to cook? GAME TIME DECISION (Verify with pics)
4- Any mention of travel? IN
5- Mentions valuing friends? OUT (It’s a dating app, not a find a friend app)
You dated GameTimeDecision on the apps?
I can neither confirm nor deny this statement
This is cool
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMHmK353/
The was just a blocked kick in the JV game, the third block in midweek JV games.
SHAN’KLOR reigns in the year 2025 AD.
Geese are stupid. A flock just honked their way past. It’s 22:14 you dipshits. I hope you get sucked into the turbines of a 787.
Anyway,
https://youtu.be/w1exJGPZyhs?si=c7DlFdlZSHnJpcwU
Personally neutral on gooses but this is one of my favorite Letterkenney clips. “Must be real fuckin nice!”
So the oldest son’s girlfriend is here for her 5 day “vacation.” So far, so good. The dog is still adjusting to having another female in her house.
Vacation at the jjfozz household?
https://youtu.be/v0Uc6ZWDF3c?si=yKBEZeYRbINg0KOH
Still working on my dating app profile quantitative ranking for 🎶meeee🎶, not anybody else: Thus far, in progress:
I hate lies -1
Anything Jesus: -13
Nursing scrubs: +23
Shadow that could be Adam’s apple: -11
Want kids: -43
Has attended multiple Jellyroll concerts: -287645
My best friend at work: “I’m a simple man. I just want a Latina blonde with a couple of tattoos. That’s it.”
-42 anyone mentioning they just want to avoid drama
but make sure to add to yours
https://bsky.app/profile/bubbaprog.xyz/post/3m3t65emmtk2y
Has (allegedly) participated in a street protest that brought down the government of Puerto Rico: +7,893,211
Powerpuff Girls yeah! Oh Princess, even being a shrill, ultra spoiled brat, yer hella cute. I’d buy you an uce cream cone and a $3 Amazon card any day.
You just put on a list by the FBI
I always expected it’d be for communism, not behaving grandfatherly
list of people to become next director
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Ass cheeks should be at the top of this list…
Not Valhalla. Not even Folkvangr.
Is there a place lower than Helheim?
/All my Norse mythology I learned from, I shit you not, the Fire Emblem mobile game.
//All my tarot I learned from Persona
Not buying The Donks WOO whatsoever. Sean Payton’s going to turn BoNix (Consult your doctor before starting Bonix) into mental jelly. It’s already happening.
I usually enjoy the comics and move on, but sometimes Dave crafts some real gems. Like:
“The Dolphins are flotsam on an ocean made entirely of piss.”
https://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/chaos-report-week-7-oh-one-of-those-games-huh/
Yup.
Had to pull the trigger on urgent care for an infected tooth tonight. I already had a dentist appointment in the morning for it. I will enjoy the relief and not looking like the elephant man. The bill though.
Oof. Hope the pain isn’t too bad.
The right side of my face and neck feel like a solid rock. Working like this was no longer a productive option. Lest y’all like body parts in your various paper packaging boxes
Scotchnaut: “Eh, I’ve seen worse”
My father once had to go to the hospital thanks to a tooth / dentist mistake. You got lucky.
“Mistake”?
Uncertain what happened (was 8).
Owwie. Dental pain is the worst, and dental insurance is a fucking disgraceful scam.
Be well, man
Yeah, after getting called out by the owner, I can only imagine how hard they’ll try the next game. Hopefully it’s not one suffering an emotional high who could be overconfidently looking past the Jests.
They had better not be looking past the Jest, I picked up Cincy’s defense this week because Detroit is on a bye. And even worse, today I realized that all 4 of my rb’s are going to be on their bye week 14!
You took us?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5PmEwmhrZE&pp=ygUSYm9pbWxlciBmcmVha3Mgb3V0&t=1m33s
It was yinz, Jest or Baltimore. So yeah.
https://ibb.co/RGD09xp7
With you on Fields. THEY SIGNED HIM!
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT?
Then again…Dimebag might win MVP with the Fat Humps??? There’s no logical way to discern why that would work perfectly and Fields fail that spectacularly.
Quartered back acquisition is a game of Russian Roulette.
No, it’s actually quite simple:
J… E…. T….. S
I think you spelled that wrong
Troof!
“no logical way to discern why that would work perfectly and Fields fail that spectacularly”
From what I can tell, it’s a two parter:
1) Jimbo is dead, so he’s not showing up at the QB’s place at 2:00 AM every Saturday night insisting on getting pilled up & doing Jagermeister shots with him so he’ll “feel loose” for tomorrow’s game.
2) Fields brain has been shattered by Da Bears, so he needs a highly structured, simple, and functional O unit to have any hope at success. The Jets are, uh, not that.
Three simple words: Ohio State Quarterback.
-I’m very much alive sir.