TGIF! Today is national family PJ day, perfect for the clubhouse. All national spicy guac day, perfect for the clubhouse snacks. Also, national seat belt and national pickle day, but those are lame. Just kidding, buckle up kids.
Word Count Filler Time
There’s a guy named Kinky Friedman from Texas that apparently was quite a character. I’ve never heard of him, but he does have some fun quotes attributed to him.
“A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.”
“In six days the Lord created the heavens and the Earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.”
“If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There’s always time to be humble later, once you’ve been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.”
“I came from an upper-middle-class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.”
“If you’re paranoid long enough, sooner or later you’re gonna be right.”
“The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one.”
“We’re all worm bait waiting to happen. It’s what you do while you wait that matters.”
“Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time I knew I had something pretty hot.”
“No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.”
“I don’t believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he’ll have to bring his own gun.”
“If you’re patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen. And it’ll usually be something you don’t like.”
“On the whole, I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word ‘relationship.'”
“I’m not afraid to die. I’m not afraid to live. I’m not afraid to fail. I’m not afraid to succeed. I’m not afraid to fall in love. I’m not afraid to be alone. I’m just afraid I might have to stop talking about myself for 5 minutes.”
“I knew I wasn’t as stupid as I looked. No one was.”
Quite the character him. I should look up more information on him.
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Sexy Time
Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!
A Person infected with bird flu in Washington state has H5N5. It’s the first time H5N5 has been found in a human…
That doesn’t seem rocking…
We’ve had a pretty good run. Time to wrap things up.
Can you give me ten?
Yes. Ten years that’s all I ask.
Just get vaccinated. You’ll be fine, the idiots will turn into birds and be killed by cats. Or something. What am I, a scientist guy?
“I didn’t get straight A’s, I got double D’s”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2dx0ILR3Yg&list=RDzEsLOLdoXOE&index=4
Ladies
They are touring, if you happen to be in Belgium tomorrow.
It’s fucking raining out there.
But home and safe.
The secret Santa thing was batting around today and that got me thinking.
Do you remember your last secret Santa gift?
Do you still possess it?
Do you still use it?
Cuz that’s a good damn present if you do.
Try something better than a fucking Costco gift card and maybe it will mean something more than me just needing another beer.
And here I sit having tossed up the lob for an easy Slightly Used Fleshlight joke.
I recently referenced my friend Heather dancing to The Three O’Clock’s ‘Spun Gold’ while keeping time on my legs. Heather was also my last Secret Santa.
Are these things connected?
MAYBE
Now THAT is a gift.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78
Nothing sexier on a Friday, (really any day that ends in a y), than women who fucking rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loPqT7EFxCs&list=RDloPqT7EFxCs&start_radio=1
Great song. And also topical! It’s been a week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY3fI-Y21vg&list=RDmY3fI-Y21vg&start_radio=1
Evening
Ola!
There must be something wrong with my TV: Oregon’s uniforms don’t make me want to vomit.
One of more of you with access to Malort needs to do this.
https://bsky.app/profile/babadooknukem.bsky.social/post/3m5myatb4ds2a
It really is very stupid, or to put it another way, wonderful.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IivTy9vgUrA
THE FIGHTIN’ MINUTEMEN PARTY HARD
I follow several Mass accounts because they’re tangentially related ti UConn, and holy shit is that entire athletic department an absolute dumpster fire.
There was some talk about a Rangers-Kraken game on, I think, 12/12. I just took 12/12 off. I can’t get into the back room anymore so someone setting this thing up get my number from Don T and let me know what the story is.
Deep sigh. Look. 12/12 the Kraken will be in Utah, which I very much doubt you’ll attend.
The date was 1 (one) (January) / 12 when the Kraken will be kicking the shit out of the Rangers. On the plus side, Rangers fans will see a happy and productive Kaapo Kakko doing some of that ass kicking.
Pretty sure Utah pizza isn’t worth the effort, but I’m still taking the day off.
I’ll look into 1/12 later.
Maybe the Whalers will be in town on December 12?
You are dangerously close to losing Most Ever Favoritest status, young lady.
Sorry! That was mean, even by DFO standards. I’ll stand in the corner and think about what I did
I think you could take another shot at being mean
Disagree. You can do better.
1/12. Ayo will be there, I am currently working, no word on Sharkbait.
5 all day.
Given all the derrieres up there this seems like a fitting song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rz4I69mQMo&list=RDOm_VWBua0_M&index=2
Also it fucking rocks and I hope Foxy Shazam goes back out on tour because I suspect their lives shows are insane. They may be on the West Coast now for you PST DFOers.
They’re in NYC on December 1st, and out west thereafter but no shows in LA, surprisingly.
They are!?
They might be a “drop everything and go” show.
Around here those are referred to as “AD Mitchell” shows.
https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1nt0ng3/highlight_ad_mitchell_loses_control_of_the_ball/
Schedule relatively clear. Will be getting at least two, maybe more tickets this weekend.
I’m sure our company meeting covering the entire New England region the next day is something I can pretty much snooze through.
PST-Professional Shit Talkers?
The Tyler Huntley as the Back-Up Parent explaining the birds and the bees in the new Progressive ad reminds me of the time my son asked me what sex was and I said “It’s about $100. Now move, I can’t see the Cowboys game through you.”
Oregon player just fumbled the ball right before the accident, sort of caught it, then lost it again as he was running through the back of the end zone. Possible safety, VAR is on it.
/I think it’s a TD
This was always my favorite Kinky Friedman song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FSWm67IhDU
I didn’t know Richard Petty was also a musician!
thought he would be in STP if anything
Nicely done
got to love the weird south supporting each other
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtOXb2wAlOQ
RIP Mojo.
#3 seems fun.
In the spirit of sexy friday
Okay, that’s pretty clever.
Courtesy of college football memes
Is that Vince Young? Whatever. Let’s go to Cheesecake Factory ya’ll!
“Dante, Moore” is also the headline of my 15th Century Florentine Literature Review newspaper
Thank you, Mr. Ayo, for the BUTTASTIC pics this week!
Kinky was hilarious. This is him with his band, The Texas Jewboys, I think on Austin City Limits
https://youtu.be/uBewkqSdehQ?si=ci8JO138vSmvnwCN
He ran for Governor like 15-20 years ago
He also wrote books where he was a private detective. They are very funny.
I’ll be go to hell. I thought I was being trolled, but he does exist!
Oh hell yes he existed! He was completely politically incorrect, I’m shocked yinz don’t know about him. Gumby and I loved him.
The Youtube Disney bullshit is over!
I can watch Monday Night Football again!
Plus Da U against Hippo’s Wolven Sort tomorrow obvs!!!
I think 14.5 is too many points. Am I a stupid baby?
Maybe? I wouldn’t feel confident either way
Just in time for Raiduhhs vs Cowpersons!
Do we have to?
Yay! And I got my 20 bucks from them today.
That’s 10 bottles of Charles Shaw!
(j/k two bucks is way too much for that swill)
“THEM’S FIGHTIN’ WORDS!”
[breaks the neck off his bottle of MD 20/20, brandishes it menacingly]
Right behind you with a boones farm and jug of thunderbird
Classy motherfuckers here! But yinz know what pedophiles are, unlike some
/Jim Tomsula
I already used up my daily quota of Tomsula jokes.
I found an old one in my bindle.
#s 1 and 2 are so delightfully artsy. Such use of light and shadow. I bet once Brick is done ingesting his nightly opiates, he’ll concur. Perhaps even STRONGLY.
This is what happens when you lose control the narrative, ignore a problem and don’t do what your voters voted you in for.
While it would be hilarious if Trump got himself some Slick Willy, I doubt it. I kinda doubt he was involved with the illicit activities because if Epstein had proof, he would’ve threatened Trump with revealing them before he went to jail or would’ve made arrangements to have it released if “something happened” to him. Trump just doesn’t care about the Epstein Files; he only cares about himself.
However his supporters do care, and when people think you’re hiding something, they try to figure out what you’re hiding. Even if you are not hiding anything. And the more you deflect and deny and distract, the more people imagine why. And that why we got the mental image of Donald Trump giving Bill Clinton an old fashioned.
Although I hope I’m wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nY6WTcJMgMY
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lol
..
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FUUUCK!
I swear to God, Trump has some of the worst fucking haircuts and styling I’ve ever seen.
Bunch of cocksuckers in this picture.
I don’t know, if I’m Epstein’s bagman with an assignment to release documents/images/videos that incriminate the corrupt billionaire President of the United States in the statutory rape of a teenage sex slave while the opposing party controls Congress and is champing at the bit to impeach him, and Epstein gets whacked while in prison, the first thing I’m doing is finding out what price said corrupt billionaire President is willing to pay in exchange for keeping them under wraps. A nice tidy NDA like he’s known for, and everybody walks away from this smiling.
It’s also possible that Ghislaine Maxwell was the only one that Epstein would trust with such a task, and with her already behind bars…
would put the Vault of Al Capone to shame in so many ways
Seriously, look at how well-coiffed Bill Clinton is while Trump looks like a greasy gas station attendant at the tail end of a sixteen-hour shift.
I used to work doubles at the local gas station while in high school and I never looked that bad.
He looks like he’s wearing a hearing aid and is embarrassed about it so he’s trying to hide it behind his hair.
It’s been a very long day-the width and depth of my snoring is going to drive wifey right round the bend.
Get a sleep study, get a CPAP. Trust me, it will be life changing for both of you.
Sleep in separate bedrooms.
“There’s absolutely no reason two people need to be unconscious in the same room. One is more than enough.”
-Darren Sharper, probably