Sexy Friday – 20251114

TGIF! Today is national family PJ day, perfect for the clubhouse. All national spicy guac day, perfect for the clubhouse snacks. Also, national seat belt and national pickle day, but those are lame. Just kidding, buckle up kids.

Word Count Filler Time

There’s a guy named Kinky Friedman from Texas that apparently was quite a character. I’ve never heard of him, but he does have some fun quotes attributed to him.

“A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.”

“In six days the Lord created the heavens and the Earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.”

“If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There’s always time to be humble later, once you’ve been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.”

“I came from an upper-middle-class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.”

“If you’re paranoid long enough, sooner or later you’re gonna be right.”

“The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one.”

“We’re all worm bait waiting to happen. It’s what you do while you wait that matters.”

“Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time I knew I had something pretty hot.”

“No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.”

“I don’t believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he’ll have to bring his own gun.”

“If you’re patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen. And it’ll usually be something you don’t like.”

“On the whole, I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word ‘relationship.’”

“I’m not afraid to die. I’m not afraid to live. I’m not afraid to fail. I’m not afraid to succeed. I’m not afraid to fall in love. I’m not afraid to be alone. I’m just afraid I might have to stop talking about myself for 5 minutes.”

“I knew I wasn’t as stupid as I looked. No one was.”

Quite the character him. I should look up more information on him.

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