The first game today is Qatar v Switzerland at Noon Pacific. That means I can sleep in, get some errands done, and be ready for the marathon ahead.

We’ve seen the three hosts play with mixed results. What do we think of their performance so far?

MÉXICO

The 2-0 win against South Africa was the first opening game win ever for México. It puts them in first place in the group on goal difference after South Korea beat Czechia 2-1. The game finished with 9 South Africans and 10 Mexicans on the field.

It was a good result but not great. They could have and probably should have scored more goals. However, considering how things shook out, it’s not bad at all. Grade: B+

CANADÁ

They dominated both Bosnia AND Herzegovina but were unlucky to fall behind on an unexpected BIH goal. They kept fighting and ultimately got rewarded with an equalizer. That was that and the game ended in a 1-1 tie.

The Toronto and DFO crowd was fully behind the Canadiens, but must have left frustrated by the lack of scoring. At least they didn’t lose, but they will need to do much better than that against tougher competition in Switzerland. Qualification is most definitely in doubt at this point. Grade: C

US of A

As I write this, it’s 3-0 early in the second half with a fourth more likely than a descuento. Needless to say, this has been a very good performance. UPDATE: it’s now 3-1 and one more and it’s Nervous Time at the Great Western Forum-Adjacent.

UPDATE 2: The US adds one with the last play of the game. 4-1 is the final score. All I have to say is that I think I have a shot with Katy Perry because she has REALLY SHITTY taste in men. Grade: A

OTHERS

South Korea adjusted very well after getting destroyed in the air against the taller Czechs. That was a HUGE win for them. They will likely beat South Africa and the game against México could decide the group.

For their part, Czechia had to feel like they let a golden opportunity slip away. The Mexicans are not as short as the Koreans, so that advantage will be diminished. They could potentially advance as a third place team, but they will need to thrash South Africa.

South Africa is fucked after getting two red cards in the first game. I’m not sure they have a lot of depth. Bosnia is in a good position in their group for now pending how badly Switzerland thrashes Qatar today. If Bosnia can beat Qatar, they are guaranteed to advance as at least a third place team.

What are you doing to get ready for the games today?

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litre_cola

I can’t fucking wait for the 3 games later today. Brazil, the FRRREEEEEDOOOOOOMMMM, the the Socceroos!

2Pack

Sound advice…

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Don T

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We have to wait until noon? What the fuck?

blaxabbath

This stupid fucking country….

Cecil Rhodes

Greetings, dear colleagues! Though the Three Lions will not be be starting their conquest for glory until Wednesday, it seems only right to throw my support behind the King’s FavoUrite Penal Colony in their skirmish against the Ottoman Empire later today. Let us hope that the Penal Colony manager has consulted T.E. Lawrence for advice on how to undermine the Turks!

blaxabbath

Is this a X about the next sovereign nation the US is about to blitzkreig?

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Brick Meathook

In the banner pic that’s an outstanding pair of P-38 engine nacelles.

2Pack

I was just gonna say… She could service my P38… If… Ya know what I mean…

I just saw a Budwieser commercial… I think it’s World cup related. Because there are only, like, 2 billion better European beers to choose from round these parts…

Doktor Zymm

qualification is nawt really in doubt for Canada, they’re still 88% to advance and should have trouble beating Qatar to clinch

Brick Meathook

I had to look up “Czechia” because I’d never heard of it and I thought maybe it was “Chechnya.” But no, Czechia is just Czechoslovakia with yet another name, after The Czech Republic. They changed it so it would shorter and easier to fill out on forms.

Yet their historical name is Bohemia. If you want a concise name why be Czechia when you can be Bohemia?

Czechia sounds like a crazy place while Bohemia sounds like a very fun place.

Doktor Zymm

The historical name locally was Češské kniežěstvie though, which could sound like anything since I don’t know the pronounciation of that alphabet

Brick Meathook

Those aren’t even real words.

From now on I’m calling it Bohemia and the natives are Bohunks.

2Pack

I just like Prague. Bohemian and a bit sassy.

2Pack

I would have went with Bohemia right after the wall came down.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Why don’t we dig up Vaclav Havel so you can all tell at him? Maybe leave your velvet gloves at home.

Brick Meathook

My literature professor at American University (Arnost Lustig) was good friends with Vaclav Havel, and the Velvet Revolution occurred while I was in school there. Alas, I’ve never been to Czechia/Bohemia, despite the fact that if I had gone there back then I could have name-dropped myself all over the place.

2Pack

In fairness, he did have a lot going on at the time.

https://youtu.be/JGftIcp2SC0?is=NRJOIu65nYBpKgnW

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