Your “Permanently Trashed” Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread

We’ve already identified all the hardcore fellas that made it thru yesterday relatively unscathed. Here we go again. Also, there’s always a wee bit of fallout after dem games is played. Here be some.

The Amari Cooper Sweepstakes were won by the Cowboys! You can drop Michael Gallup now.

Bortles still has his job. [Kessler lies in wait…]

Marshawn has been sent to the I.R. so he can think about the things he’s done.

Dirk Anderson will start again for the Bills because there are no options in Buffalo.

Patrick Mahomes is a god and we will tire of him soon.

TO THE GAME!

Stupid Giants/Falcons:

No, yer bitter! The birds are 2-4 and still thinking about rescuing their season despite their Chiefs-like defense. The Jizziants are 1-oblivion. They’re shuffling their alphabet soup of an offensive line so that it now spells “fingers crossed” instead of “look out Eli”. Speaking of the younger Manning lad, he’s the one most responsible for an eventual Kyle Lauletta sighting. Sooo… GO KYLE! There’s a battle brewing between Ito Smith and Tevin Coleman in the Atlanta backfield. Ya see, the former is in the last year of his rook deal and indications are that management is going to let him go. The logic being that if he returns someday the love was real. If he doesn’t return to the Falcons uni, it was never meant to be. This is called ‘managing by using advice on inspirational posters in a 13 year old girls bedroom’. Hey, Mr. Moore! Funny seeing you here.

Get at it folks.