25 Questions About….

This:

Today’s topic comes to us courtesy of our own Litre_cola, who shared the above advertisement in the backroom and got my wheels spinning.

As you know by now, I’ve got… questions.

1. What’s “gst”?
2. Is it weird that that’s the first question I asked?
3. Should I update my wardrobe to add more black shirts, white ties, and white pants?
4. Don’t you think the ladies would be all over me like they most likely are with these dudes?
5. Is black shirt-white tie- white pants Tim Tebow the lead singer or the bass player?
6. Seems like Tim Tebow would wanna play the bass, right?
7. Do you think Peter Hook has ever circumsized Filipinos?
8. Are you as surprised as me that the “Dirty Stay Package” doesn’t include a hooker?
9. Wait, so if you get the “Dirty Stay Package”, does that mean you get to participate in the Burger Buffet AND the Breakfast Buffet?!?
10. That’s a heck of a value, isn’t it?
11. How many dudes are taking their Canadian wives/mistresses/girlfriends to the Camrose Resort Casino for the Dirty Stay Package and telling them that anal is obligatory because it’s the “Dirty Stay Package”?
12. It would be disrespectful to the casino NOT to offer up the back door at that point, don’t you think?
13. How crowded is the bathroom going to be from 8:30 PM to 9:00 PM?
14. Do you think the province of Alberta will be releasing water from the dams to prepare for the “demand”?
15. Is the Breakfast Buffet the next day simply the leftovers from the “Burger Buffet” from the night before?
16. Like, wouldn’t you at least substitute a sausage patty for the beef in the burger?
17. And like add maple syrup, a couple of eggs, and some hot sauce?
18. Is anyone else thinking I just invented an awesome breakfast buffet?
19. Much better than your standard Hampton Inn Waffle Station/Breakfast Buffet, don’t you think?

20. Why don’t Hampton Inns have legalized gambling like the Camrose?

21. Is it because Mallory Van De Hampton from East Hampton is pissed off that Judy Beekman from West Hampton got tickets to see Dirty White Boys and she didn’t?

22. You’re totally doing an incognito Pornhub search for Dirty White Girls, aren’t you?

23. What would Hippo say are the odds that 9 out of 10 video results are interracial?

24. Is that raycess?

25. Do you think it’s urgent to go see this show?

(76/69)