Your Football-less Monday Night Open Thread

It seems like just a few months ago that I was typing “Caloo Calay!” at the prospect of watching me some football on a Monday night. Where did the season go? There’s like [counts on fingers] maybe 5 games left and then it’s all over for another year. We had some good times though, didn’t we? THE BEST FRIENDS ARE INVISIBLE FRIENDS.

I thought we were going to enjoy a ksunamii (silent T’s suck balls, silent K’s are where it’s at) of coach firings but when Mike McCoy is able to keep “earning” a paycheque then I guess most folk’s jobs are safe…FOR NOW. Old Man Samurai Coughlin took the honorable way out and committed seppuku so that he could spend more time re-learning how a clock works. Dementia-wise, I expect the Coughlin household to get up to speed. I know with Tom’s work ethic there will be far more cleaning products placed in the fridge now that he’s at home full-time. There’s no word yet on Pagano because Irsay didn’t show up to team offices until after 2pm. The reason he gave was, and I quote, “fucking dealer got stuck in traffic and it threw the whole day off”.

The sporty types still have some eyeball candy tonight though-college ball has #1Okla vs. #2Kan, UNC/FSU, WVU/TCU and UVA/VT. The NBA features Tor/Cle, Ind/Mia as well as GS and SA playing. The hockey brings us Det/NJ and Ott/StL as well as LA.