Black-ish Monday Roundup

I feel a bit…underwhelmed.  All the big news came out yesterday and today we only got Tom Coughlin deciding his face

couldn’t take another New York winter and decided to GTFO of town.   A coach deciding to leave on his own does not a Black Monday make.  Let’s take a look at the current vacancies:

Who in their right mind would want to go work for Jed York, the exemplification of what happens when incompetent children take over their parents’ business?

Oh right.  SMGDH.

That article also says

this handsome fella is also interested in the 49er job.  This is strange as other outlets have Shanny going to

to work on his skin cancer.  That is a match made in hell.  It will most likely happen.

Elsewhere, the

Browns are without a coach, without a QB, and will wait to hire a coach before hiring a GM.  That job must be the equivalent of a heterosexual dude in the Valley being offered the lead role in a porn movie and finding out it’s

At least you’re in the movie business, right?

The Tennessee Titans are considering keeping interim coach Mike Mularkey to see how quickly he can destroy

‘s legs.

Finally, the two most desirable jobs

are completely up for grabs as everyone jockeys for the opportunity to face this idiot

twice during the year.

In other news, no news out of Indianapolis where Chuck Pagano may have beat leukemia, but not his pill-popping boss and Detroit where Jim Caldwell is using his ninja skills to make Martha Ford forget he still works there.

Any other possible openings I’ve missed?