Hello everyone!
I’m a tad tipsy, as I am currently watching Hungary play Portugal. (Hey Portugal, stop trying to get the ball to Ronaldo and start passing the ball to other excellent players like Bruno, the Portuguese Magnifico).
Today’s Main event is France vs Germany in an “Alsace-Lorraine on a Poll” match. People in Alsace-Lorraine have their bags packed in-case they have to move.
The match will be held in Munich, Germany. For the French, they hope this goes better than the Munich Agreement of 1938, where they thought it would prevent from Germans from dominating Europe, but didn’t.
French manager, Didier Deschamps, has pulled out all the stops to ensure France has a strong team. Karim Bezema returns to the French national team for the first time in 6 years, despite blackmailing a teammate over a sex tape. Why? He scores goals. As for the rest of France, they look, uh, very colonized.
Benzema and Hernandez are both rated as doubtful to feature against Germany, which means that Everton’s Luca Digne and Chelsea’s Olivier Giroud could start on Tuesday.
Those comments were allegedly aimed at Mbappe, who told Giroud to shut his yap and to keep his comments in house. Giroud has since tried to make peace, but Mbappe has been visibly distant with him. It could be purely coincidental, but Benzema has been hanging around Mbappe a lot. Perhaps the not-so-ideal teammate is influencing Mbappe to keep the feud going?
As for Germany, they have home field advantage and a clean bill of health. Germany has experience throughout their lineup, which can help them with early tournament jitters.
This match has draw written all over it. However, I hate draws, so, I’ll say that because Germany has drawn Denmark and lost to North Macedonia over the past 5 games– and they drew France 0-0 last time they played in Munich– we’ll say France wins 2-1.
It’s a shame the EPL is so fast and aggressive because as we have seen, give Pogba time and space and he’s ridiculously good.
That’s why if United sell him, they better make damn sure there’s a ton of add-ons because the dude will dominate any other league, as they’re all slowed.
You know, I’m seeing a lot of comments here shitting on Germany.
I’m worried they’re enjoying it too much.
Germany isn’t very creative on the attack. As though they just want to bulldoze their opponent.
I know France is very good, but it’s amazing to me how unfazed they seem to be by Germany.
I’m surprised Germany fell to 12 in FIFA rankings
Germans are on rebuild. They lost to mythical North Macedonia
Pressing too much was always a weakness of the Germans.
These announcers are getting way too excited about what was a tackle borne of pure desperation.
Beauty goal spoiled by geometry or math or something.
Imaginary lines.
Yikes. He was unconscious before he hit the ground
Wrong game.
Oof! The last thing you want to hear is, “Germany knocking on the door a little bit now”.
“Tell me about it”
Belgium
BAH GAWD! THAT’S HANS GUDERIAN’S MUSIC!
Stolen from Alfred von Schlieffen…
There’s Fast and Furious 9, in case you like your sequels in multiples of three.
F³
Left work early for this tilt-don’t let me down teams. And guys.
/leaving work early will be a common theme as long as the tourney keeps going. Won’t be saying why to anyone because, of course, “Sokker!?”
Germany has been doing lots of stupid things in the last few minutes.
Which is weird, given that the one certainty you expect from the Germans is order.
Law and Order?
dun dun
I know you hear the opening in your head now.
I bet some poor fuckers have had two, but I wonder if any footballer ever had 3+ OGs in the same match?
Russian fans will be all confused tomorrow, without opposing Black players to boo.
Pogba using several skill stick moves there. Dude is definitely playing for a move out of United and wanting more than £400k/week wages.
He’ll be in Turkey or MLS within 3-4 years, yes?
Probably
Hummels burried that beautiful Pogba lass
Top shelf where daddy keeps the good booze.
Just like France and Vichy France, there are two threads for this match, and only one of them is legitimate
I’mma call Ice Muthafuckin’ T because we gots us an OG!
Let’s go!
Where we going? Is there an Arby’s near by?
Even better: A Sizzlers