Sexy Friday, First Friday in October 2021 edition

Holy shit time flies, huh?

Thanks to Brocky’s prodigious penis, we have an amazing selection of ladies tonight. Seriously, man, that’s some quality work! It’s an ALL-BROCKY pictorial!

Congratulations to Gumbygirl, who was able to determine the link between the states in last week’s song puzzle. The answer was that all the songs mentioned states with college football teams that had won the Rose Bowl.

This week, we’re taking a break from the puzzles, but I’ll be back next week with a new one.

On to Balls’ Thoughts O’ Da Week!

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Balls’ Fantasy Football Fiasco

It’s early in the season, but here are where my three FF teams stand:

Team 1 (Money League) : 0-3 and in 10th place out of 12 teams

Team 2 = Corona destroys White Claw (TWBS Memorial DFO League) : 1-2 and in 10th place out of 14 teams.

Team 3 = Mr. Blake Lively Van Deadpool (Gratuitious Simpsons DFO League) : 2-1 and in 2nd place overall (12 total teams), first in division.

I have had multiple players go down to injury, drafted the wrong Jacksonville WR BY MISTAKE, and just in general have been struggling to field a decent lineup week to week.

I am seriously considering starting DFS thanks to Borisnow’s posts but I’m worried I would be throwing good money away. As you all may remember, I did a series of gambling posts a few years ago where Hippo (DFO’s resident gambler with no gambling problem whatsoever!) and a few others made weekly imaginary bets with an imaginary bankroll. I didn’t do too badly, but I was impatient. That’s not a good character trait for a professional gambler.

It’s too bad online sportsbooks are not legal in California just yet. I really don’t know what’s the holdup. BTW, since we’re on that subject, what’s the holdup with getting the entire country to make Daylight Saving Time permanent??

There have been a bunch of bills passed in support of that but nothing has gotten through and we’re still with the same old stupid system that fucks with our sleeping patterns twice a year.

If anyone has any insight on that, I would appreciate you mentioning it in the comments.

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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

Here are your Top 11 pictures of the week.

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Today we are flashing back to when Younger Balls went to Cancún for Spring Break and found a cozy reggae bar with a sand floor, wooden beams, a palm frond roof, and a tattoo parlor situated in the top floor. It’s no longer there because it burned down (Gee, I wonder how THAT could have possibly happened…) and only exists in my hazy memories.

We went there several times on that trip and it always cracked me up that the music they played was the Bob Marley Legend album.

In order.

Nonstop.

Seriously, the last song in the album would play and here comes Is This Love again!

Everyone was so wasted that they neither cared nor noticed.

Ah, good times!

With that, I’m pretty sure you know what to do to enjoy this Friday night.

Song Number One:

Canción Número Dos:

Chanson Numéro Trois:

Canzone numero quattro:

Canção número cinco

Seigarren zenbakia:

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.