Let’s keep it rolling, shall we? We’ve got only the three though.
To The Games!
Chargers/Eagles:
Herbert busted out of the gate to start the season but soon after he lost the right side of his o-line to injury and now he’s struggling a bit. Or maybe teams have seen the tape and are adjusting. He should be able to do something with the manpower of Ekeler, Williams and Allen but as with Mahomes, he likes to throw the deep ball and if that’s taken away things falter. For a team sitting at 3-5 the Eagles look to be in an okay spot. That doesn’t make sense until you take a look at their sked-two games each vs the Giants and TEAM as well as one vs the Jets. Now if Hurts can get to 60% completions and over 200 yards per game the wins should be guaranteed.
Packers/Chiefs:
There’s no accounting for Covid idiocy so there’s no blaming the NFL here. I just wonder who the Rogan Bros will be cheering for here. Green Bay has been slowly developing a fantastic backfield as A.J. Dillon comes along. Each time he’s been given 10+ carries in a game he’s responded with 5.2 yards per carry. I can’t help but feel that Andy and Patty will get this thing figured out.
Cards/Niners:
Kyler is listed as questionable but Coach Young Shanny insists that they’re preparing as though he’s a go. If he doesn’t the whole offense is going to hear a massive record scratch when Colt McCoy shows up under center. Whoever it is may not have Hopkins and will definitely not have A.J. Green-he always finds a way to take himself off the field. Jimmy G finally gets Kittles back but for how long and will he be effective right off the hop?
Do some comments.
Next thread is erect. Ewwww…
I need Stafford, Kupp, and Higbee to get… 51.3 more points than Woods.
It’s been that kind of week.
So, went to see Dune with friends, came back and checked the scores, my suspension of disbelief seems to not be working correctly, because these scores cannot be real.
You’re surprised the Raiders only lost by seven points?
Cowboys, Bengals, Saints, jaguar results seem unreal to me.
I can vouch for the CowboysLOL
Yes, the Jaguras won.
Hope you enjoyed the god-like sphincters!
I really liked it, I thought the acting was fine, even the twee youn Dukeling. The cinematography was outstanding.
This country show with Susan Sarandon looks absolutely terrible, and Fox is going to run it for 7 years.
That’s how I felt about Two Broke Girls and yeah it’s one of the few times I was 100% right.
If I had Bezos money, I would buy a planetarium and live in it
If I had Bezos money, I would retire and tell the world to fuck off. But then I am a lazy sod.
That too, but in a planetarium
Hey, is it true that the whole reason that Zuckerberg is doing the META thing is to develop the technology so he can upload his consciousness and then move to a satellite in one of Mars’ Legrange points?
Hey, it’s cheap and easy Persona jokes, so I’ll take it.
Nothing that interesting, he just wants people to think he’s innovative
“WOOOOOOO!!!!! Here comes the totally cool chick! Dibs! [shoves each other back and forth]
-Pauly Shore and Will Baldwin
Practically speaking, Rodgers didn’t hurt anybody with his immunization stunt. We’ve simply settled into a nice life of living with masks to combat an illness that, frankly, isn’t that bad. I do understand all the “do your part” expressions but what he did is a victimless crime.
I, personally, just don’t see how this isn’t just the same old “THERE’S BIG NEWS….. and we’ll get to it right after these commercials from big banks, insurance companies, and dark money political action groups….” #contenting.
It gifted the Chiefs an easy win, which in my opinion should be prosecuted in The Hague.
More importantly, it’s going to give the vaccine-hesitant walking cheese curds in Wisconsin an excuse to dodge vaccination (“see, Rodgers got COVID and he was just fine!”) and cause a great many people to get sick and some of them will die. If I had to put an actuarial number on it I’d say his choice (and subsequent response) will cost 15 Packers fans their lives.
I don’t hold the guy responsible for dumb people’s actions. They need to do their own research, I believe.
He flouted a clear rule in the CBA and did NOT give reporters Covid. That last one and the lying is unforgivable.
He didn’t hurt anybody.
/he just hurt his entire team. The guy is completely full of himself. Jesus.
Also, my state’s hospitals are full and turning people away. So while unfortunately he’s not gonna die of COVID, a lot of other people are, and he’s reinforcing their dumbass horse medicine conspiracy theories and blaming the left when he’s just an idiot.
Also also something something party of personal responsibility something something
He hurt his team no more than H Ruggs III killing that driver. The business of the team is the business of the team. How this gets greater news coverage than every other selfish move since Johnny Football went to Vegas is my “problem ” (and not really a problem at all — I just hate that something being aired by lowlife producers to bring in ad bucks somehow equates to the story being deserving of airtime).
I guess that is my inherent problem — we’re all discussing a non-story because it made it on TV, not because there’s much tangible merit to it. I mean, Ruggs is a killer, Britt is an almost killer, and neither of those stories were SALACIOUS enough to warrant a much press coverage as a private employment matter, which is all the Rodgers thing really boils down to.
Call them the Green Bay Nuns because they are done with Love after this game
I love daylight savings time tonight, looking at the clock and thinking it’s late and there’s stuff I need to do to get ready for Monday, then realizing I have an extra hour.
This feeling will last until tomorrow, when I’ll just hate that it’s dark out at 4.
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Jorden Love is making the Chiefs Defense look like the 2000 Ravens Defense
Murderers?
so the CDC got to you as well. Sheelpe
/J. Belcher looks up wistfully from hell
they are at least taking a stab at it
Burger King ghost pepper chicken nuggets: for when your butthole hasn’t shared enough in your regret
So…Kupp can get like 35 points on his own tonight…right?
That’s a top notch team name, Sharkbait.
Sure.
If Sherman underachieved like that, sir, we’d all be speaking Southern.
ferget, HAYELLLLL!!!
I forgot that Grand Army Plaza (Manhattan no Brooklyn) has a status of Sherman, as we walked by it. Meanwhile others jogged by it, and those people got cheers. Bastards…
“Did I forget to mention The Lazard People?”
-Aaron Rodgers, talking to Pat McAfee off-air
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpSE9WF8Tjg&a
The name “budda baker” always make me laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l5nfBzl19g
I was fading Lazard against that goddamned McCoy fantasy team. FUCK ALL THE FUCK
Perhaps drugs are in order?
I was kinda hoping Jordan Love would ball, cuz the Qaron schadenfreude would be immense.
But also, with Favre and Rodgers, the fuck is going up there in Green Bay?
Anyone else wondering if Jake from State Farm has replaced his spokespeople with an idiot conspiracy robot and a shittier version of Mahomes?
Do you think that Rondale Moore just goes by Ron in everyday life? Or Dale? Or Onda?
Mo.
RoMo
Recipe for underachievement!
Damn, I miss Romonobyl. Where that guy go?
I forgot about that nickname! So good!
RHONDA.
Fritz!
Al
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uq-gYOrU8bA
Kansas City should burn clock and take an intentional safety. But Andy Reid is gon’ Andy Reid.
He could give the play calling over to Britt, but then the offense would just barrel into a child on the sideline, causing life-threatening injuries.
Good lord I needed that Love pick. You could say I loved it.
THIS GUY MASON CROSBY I CALL HIM ME PEEING WHILE DRUNK BECAUSE I’M MISSING EVERYTHING AND MIGHT SHIT MYSELF
Would 13-2 be a Scorinami?
Surprisingly not.
Holy cats, do I ever need RRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! to throw all over DonT’s Tits tonight. Apologies to the future Senator from Puerto Rico.
You got to earn it.
I’m, uh, allergic to hard cheeses. I’ll have brie, mozza and Gorgonzola, thanks.
I’ll take I’m Not A Schiano Man for $100, Aaron.
Anything could happen sans Tractorcito
Just not a heavy workload for fucking Purple Balls Jesus
It’s been a strange day of fitbaw. I see two Stafford INTs
If the idea of PR ever having legislative power came valid, the GOP works straight call them Mexicans and the dems works shelf any action until everyone agreed that Puerto Ricans are not Mexicans.
If anyone asks, I am President of Vice for Horse Resources
Catherine II has sent you a friend request
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“Spreading the Love” is now code for a Chiefs interception.
Also soaking?
All I know is that someone must be getting the Patrick Price and not the Rodgers Rate.
Only the Clippers du Merde (in the late window) seem to understand how time works.
“It keeps ticking, into the futurrrrre. Tick, Tock, Tick.”
-Coach Steve Miller
my spirit will TOTES carry me
so much for that Kittle pitch count
Philly special gets sent back to the kitchen
*NFL metaphor*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I
“Same as the old Pyro?”
-The Who, guessing*
*not The Guess Who, that’s something completely different
YEEEeeeAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Fackin g’day! How you all goin?
SHIT, as you well know. Except for the Donks, somehow?
/also I might be driving to rural Connecticut for some expired medication
//is good to have sommet to look forward to
s’aight
Run that Deebo play again and again, please
Score update:
GB Love, KC 13
sorry man, rockingdog already took teh banner!
That’s rocking!
score stays the same, you’ll get in Hippo Thoughts though. SWEET CONSOLATION PRIZE, eh?
WOO!!!!
Oh for fucks sake. Only Hippo can have a happy today.
I honestly feel that when teams like the Chargers and Chiefs get false start penalties inside the 20 yard line and it becomes 1st and 15 but the field is lengthened, it’s actually an advantage for them.
I haven’t seen Tyreek Hill that frantic to get away from people since Family Court.
Colt Goddamned McCoy. SERIOUSLY!
Fuck me, EVERYTHING going wrong in fantasy.
“Oh did your party get ambushed by hobgoblins, too?” – Hunter Renfrow
rolls 20-sided die indignantly
-Me, every three out of four weeks
You still got a shot of beating me in Freezer Vodka Lge.
Oh, this makes sense
https://twitter.com/undertaker/status/1457448877989187587
The whole game was just a work!
We sure Love doesnt have Covid? He’s looking a bit sluggish.
Is the O-line just not bothering to protect J Love? Doesn’t really seem like his fault. I blame society.
Rodgers told them to treat him like family.
They’re protecting him the way Q-ron’s immune system protected him.
I think Rodgers went and coughed on the fruit plate in the special teams room.
Eagles/Chargers doesn’t suck, btw.
rite???
Femur drums warm up in the distance
Thanks Devonta, that was badly needed.
I looked up Dallas Cowboys on twitter just to see how the dumpster fire was going, and this is the first thing that came up.
https://twitter.com/KindlyMyers/status/1454709712121962496
I am willing to wager that she does not know how today’s game went.
Or doesn’t care? I sure as hell hope the cheerleaders can still have a decent career when the team sucks
I don’t think she’s an actual cheerleader. Appears to be what the kids call a “thirst trap”
I learned a new phrase!
Pretty sure I know the second thing that came up. Wipe down the walls of that locker-it’s disgusting!
New banner is up!
Did a certain canine just bust his banner cherry?
/if so, Good Boy!
They should let Conner throw a TD and then kick the extra point.
BENCH JANEANE NOW