As I mentioned before, Brocky and Mr. Ayo have very graciously stepped in for a few weeks now and provided the Sexy for us. Today it is Mr. Ayo’s fourth showcase. No Balls’ Pic O’ Da Week until the end of the month.
New songs this week too!
Enjoy!
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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
Here are your 38 pictures of the week.
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Today you get early Depeche Mode songs!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaA7kPfC5Hk
https://vimeo.com/701917532
https://vimeo.com/513008810
https://vimeo.com/511042638
Hope insurance covered that little oopsie at the end there.
https://vimeo.com/512004536
What’s with the landing light reflections?
https://vimeo.com/512088555
Wow, that’s way better.
This should be the default clip for any movie where someone lands in LAX.
Right? They look really cool though
NBA opinions from me:
More like Pelicant’s.
Alvarado is still fun to watch.
Ben Simmons will make the Nets even worse, as they have no team chemistry as it is.
Warriors still have it.
Appropriate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBxwPmoroeU
Chin up, little buckaroo.
Okay, kind of regret delving into the Playgirl archives
This guy gives free mustache rides.
A very Ron Burgandy vibe.
Sexy Friday IS BACK!
We’re coming for you ’62 Mets! Don’t get so comfortable ’99 Spiders.
Cincinnati 💔 on Twitter: “Well this is starting to get out of hand https://t.co/VsPu9k7jV9” / Twitter
WINCINNATI on Twitter: “At this rate the Bengals will win a game before the Reds do” / Twitter
Aw so sweet
Every time my son makes salmon, him and the wife argue about it for the entire duration. And there is no wrong or right answer. It’s just preference of how they like their food. I just stare at the TV and stay out the damn kitchen.
It’s quite difficult to swim upstream for the sole purpose of mating in the stream where you were born, or um so I hear
/Mare of Easttown has enter the chat
I love that Kids mode on my Echo doesn’t block explicit content in other languages. Best of all worlds for Fake Kid!
In light of the recent Netflix news, I feel way ahead of the curve, I canceled them years ago because they never had any of the movies I wanted to watch available, plus their recommendation engine sucked hairy, sweaty, distended donkey balls
Balls and Ayo truely doing the heavy lifting here. Well done gentlemen.
/they start looking around Ala The Three Stooges.
Anybody got a power washer I can borrow this weekend?
Yep. Just swing by
Sorry, I’m not married.
That’s like… A super clean power bottom?
Oh internet, never change.
https://sportschump.net/2014/01/18/the-top-five-most-famous-sports-penises-of-all-time/12948/
Sorry you didn’t make it, Visante Shiancoe
And Santonio Holmes got robbed too
Antonio Cromartie also comes to mind. Vasectomies aren’t supposed to heal themselves
In honor of the roundball champeenships, men with the correct length of shorts, and equality.
Sister Mary would NOT approve
Can’t be sure, never heard an official Church opinion on short shorts for men.
I went to Catholic school from 1966 through 1974. We had a basketball team, and cheerleaders. The boys wore short shorts, and I got yelled at for my short skirt, but they were too cheap to buy us new ones, so neener, Sister Virginia!
Or is it the hot interracial man on man action?
“Celts and Saxons? No thank you.”
So just shorts, but no champ’s peen? I am highly disappointed.
It was the 70’s, there must be a NBA player who did a Playgirl spread
The nice thing about Edmonton is, after you get done playing a hockey game you can use the arena to air fry up some nice breaded tilapia and sweet potato fries.
Showcase 4.5
And the Too Hot for [DFO] Collection™
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You hafta be careful with these, Mr. Ayo. They may cause some of our older gentlemen to stroke out!
(heh heh)
Nuh uhhh
Oh please. Like there’s no stroking going on.
See, this is why I like you!
Wink
Wise words. I’m so old my first thought with most of these is that poor lass needs some clothes, a robe, and a warm blanket because she must be freezing her sexy ass off.
Only one of those is NSFDFO…
Colorado Avalanche: accumulates the greatest collection of offensive talent this side of the Mesozoan.
NHL Playoff Refs swallowing their whistles 3 weeks from now: And I took that personally.
Wow. That is a spectacular lineup. I did so very many mind-crimes to those ladies. But, to be fair, by taking those photographs they were asking for it.
Found a funny;
starting a new beverage company called Wife Water. first we get a Wife to crack a normal sparkling water, then take one sip and leave it on a nightstand for 12-18 hours. Then we bottle it again. Wife Water™️ that’s refreshment
https://vimeo.com/695945295
Obligatory Orgazmo reference:
https://youtu.be/QpolkJPRUs4
Hahaha Yes!!!
Gotta get my sickos this sicko coffee cup!
It’s Rocking!
https://vimeo.com/699694033
Where’s this at?
/yes, I know
This is Thunderhill. A race track just a few minutes west of Willows, CA, which itself is about an hour drive north of Sacramento, CA. Scramento, of course, being the state capital of the great state of California, which once employed the one and only Arnold Schwarzenegger as their governor.
Things that are good:
Wine
Olive Oil
Tomatoes
Balsamic Vinegar
Garlic
Bread
Fresh Mozzarella
Sleep
Y’all
Not sure they’re all ordered correctly, but us’all at the end seems right.
Didn’t attempt a ranking, purely binary
Depeche Mode TOO!!!
Cant argue with any of those but I think wine, olive oil, and balsamic vinegar might all be the same thing.
I think if you mix them all together it’s called a greasy bush
Might have to start watching… basedball, soon.
What about Argentina? Can they cry for you?
My middle name is “Falkland Islands” so… yes.
That was a fun history thing. Absurdity abounds.