Your “Everyone’s Still On Holiday” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Notes: it's a quiet day, full of Aaron Rodgers shitpieces ahead of the golf tonight. To wit: https://twitter.com/MattyHip/status/1412450754389020672 So here's what's available. Well, they've added the Shrine Bowl to Pro Bowl week (Feb. 1-6). It will now be played February 3rd in Las Vegas, in primetime & broadcast on the NFL Network.

Your “Tonight On The” Monday Evening Open Thread

NFL Nuggets: Trevor Lawrence signed his rookie contract today.  It's the usual four-year deal rookie-length contract, but worth $36.8 million, with a $24.1 million signing bonus. He will only count $6.7 million against the salary cap this season. According to Spotrac, the Jags are doing that thing the Patriots

Your Subdued Canada Day Open Thread

Look - it's been a pretty bad few weeks up here in the Great White North. Among the 'highlights': Remains of 215 children discovered on site of former residential school. 751 unmarked graves found at residential school. How Thousands of Indigenous Children Vanished in Canada. Forensic experts say identifying the

Your “But Mother…” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Noise: In a totally professional move completely unrelated to the team's recent cheerleading or sexual harassment scandals, Tanya Snyder, wife of owner Dan Snyder, has been named co-CEO of the Washington Football Team. In her defense, she has led Washington's philanthropic efforts since the Snyders purchased the team in

Your Sunday Evening Open Thread

Jesus-fucking-Christ, has it been hot. I know tis may come as a surprise to you desert-dwellers, but most Canadians aren't that used to the heat. (There are some weirdoes that live in Osoyoos, which is practically a desert, and the Saskatchewan grasslands sometimes get that hot. But c'mon!) It's expected to

Your Wednesday Evening Euro 2020 Open Thread

Hi everyone, Jake & I switched nights because AEW is on Saturday this week due to basketball. At least, that's what I understand. Also, he's not that into talking about the Euros like all of you - something about "betting the vig" and "Russians". In any event, I'm told he's out

Your “Just Go On About Your Business” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Noise: Let's start the day with a little Stealing from Crimebeat!: Frank Clark got pulled over for a "moving violation" Sunday night, but was arrested for having an Uzi in the front seat. Officers noticed a bag with an Uzi sticking out in plain sight in the car, so

Your “Everybody Thinks They’re An Expert Now” Monday Evening Open Thread

Sports Nuggets: Fun times for the NCAA today, as SCOTUS ruled 9-0 against them in enforcing certain rules limiting the education-related benefits. The Supreme Court upheld previous rulings on the "NCAA v. Alston" case, which states that the organization "can no longer bar colleges from providing athletes with education-related benefits