Author: blaxabbath

The New Guy

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Clark County Museum — River Mountain — 8:45am Leaning against the lone vehicle in the empty parking lot, VONTAZE BURFICT stands in the morning sun sipping from a Yeti coffee cup. Between sips and checking his watch, he surveys his surroundings and cranes his neck to see the outdoor exhibits behind

Moving Advice: The Post

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Listen up! And Welcome to InfoWars! The only show that takes you so far inside the Deep State that you find Slick Willie's 1994 Crime Bill cigar! My name is Richie Incognito and I’ll be your host this week on Cliven Bundy's Cows and Freedom Hour. Alright, let’s get to

NFL Speakeasy Stories: Relinquish

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Angel’s Share, East Village. 2:47 am, May 22nd, 2019 Door handles. Door handles jiggle when they are locked. Why do door handles jiggle when they are locked but turn smoothly otherwise? This thing isn't even supposed to be locked. These are the thoughts of a typically straight-laced professional on the tail end

Welcome to the Veterans Mentorship Program

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  Peppermill Las Vegas -- The Strip -- 10:45pm Clasping a rolled up paper in his hand, VONTAZE BURFICT enters the establishment and is quickly escorted to a seat at the bar. The hostess offers him one of their house special bloody mary drinks and he agrees. She steps away to retrieve

The Case for Holding Out

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As you may or may not have heard, the Arizona Cardinals used their first overall pick to draft Oklahoma quarterback Kyler Murray last week. This wasn't the most shocking move considering the Cardinals hired Kliff Kingsbury, of Air Raid Offense fame, who has been a Murray fan for years and