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Love Stinks, Offseason Sunday Etc. Etc.
Hola beautiful gente. I read somewhere that if you write about your love, words will flow like a riverbed: continuously, along mushy or rocky…
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All Pleasure No Guilty: Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
Yesterday at twilight, I was having some port and admiring my collections of Colombian emeralds and Nigerian schlong memes. Then I wondered how many…
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Wrath and Stuff – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.
I spent last week in a terrible mood, basically treating most interactions with the defensiveness and misanthropy I have managed to contain solely to…
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Hi Hero, Bye Mehro – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
I loved baseball. Then the ’94 lockout happened and lotsa new stats emerged which I still don’t know what they mean. But I still…
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Feeling Like a Grind – Offseason Sunday Open Thread
Last Wednesday evening, NY Mets brass rushed into a panic room after Edwin Sugar Díaz, the best paid reliever in baseball, tore his patellar…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #14
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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Just a Slight Tweak
As some of you may have picked up from my eerily-detailed posts on the Arizona Cardinals, I am a longtime (in Arizona terms) Phoenix…
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Offseason QB interviews. Wichita edition.
Hi there! Pardon me for the lapse in interviews this last month but Krokodil is a hell of a drug. <<Wichita>> What the hell…
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Other Reasons Jon Gruden Will Cut a Player
Photo Credit: NBC Sports As our own Mr. Weasel pointed out last night, Jon Gruden cut* Raiders punter Marquette King for either a desire…
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4th of July Weekend NFL Player PSAs
Happy (Almost) Independence Day! I hope yeahright is the only one who has to work today, and that no one is cruel enough to…