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2019 Quotables – Week 12 (Results)
I didn’t get these up on Friday on account of I was driving home from Tucson. Still — and I’m not naming who, Sill…
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Football is Family 3
EXT. A COLORADO CABIN, THANKSGIVING DAY An SUV slowly winds up a snow covered mountain road. As the vehicle begins to crest the final rise,…
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2019 Quotables – Week 12 (Submissions)
I’m running a bit behind because I’m taking off tomorrow to drive blaxito & fam to Tucson so he can spend the next week…
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2019 Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update
I did know I was slated to author the Arizona Cardinals (sometimes referred to in #HIPPO as the Qardinals, a fun — if gimmicky…
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2019 Quotables – Week 11 (Results)
Damn. So Mitch Trubisky sure became an easy target during this weeks Quotables submissions (which can be seen here). I didn’t see that coming.…
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2019 Quotables – Week 11 (Submissions)
Alright! I don’t even think we need to wait for tonight’s Chefs/Heretics MNF tilt to get to YOUR Week 11 Quotables submissions. Also, I’m…
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2019 Quotables – Week 10 (Results)
It’s only week 10 and Brandon Rudolph makes his second Quotables banner image appearance. Now, I’m not telling any guy who is 5-5 and…
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Kaep Gets His Shot
EXT. BOBBY DODD STADIUM AT HISTORIC GRANT FIELD, — ATLANTA, GA About fifteen NFL team representatives — mostly scouts and other talent evaluators —…
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2019 Quotables – Week 10 (Submissions)
Here’s the deal, I think today’s entries are an improvement on last week’s. Therefore, I am phoning in the text portion of this post.…
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2019 Quotables – Week 9 (Results)
I ain’t got a lot to say today because our office is doing our little Thanksgiving potluck here shortly. As many of you know,…
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