Author: Duchess

Murderer Commits one last homicide in Prison

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Aaron Hernadez, who still elicits remarks like "sure he killed people, but at least he didn't play like Ras-I Dowling," committed suicide in his cell. He went out of this life the same way he came into the NFL, being effective despite being undersized and failing to set proper blocks.

Real Time with Brandon Marshall

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The Aints are not marching because that would require a ground game – Saints 2016 Preview

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Pop Quiz Hot Shot Name one player on the New Orleans Saints not named Drew Brees? Yeah, I cannot do that either, and I am looking at the roster right now. On second thought this might have more to do with the fact that I cannot read. What do you need to know

Dear St. Louis Rams Fans

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I love this time of year the sun is shining; birds are chirping, and the Raiders fans have begun to practice their face paint and coordinating their outfits. Patriots and Seahawk fans have started designing their tattoos, while the Colts fans commence the yearly letting out their jerseys. The ones they didn't wash all

How Jerry Jones Caused Whitewater

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What was the Whitewater scandal? Well Arkansas attorney general Bill Clinton and his wife partnered with James and Susan McDougal to purchase 220 acres of land that would become the Whitewater Development Corporation back in 1979. This investment failed and caused the Clinton's to lose $40,000. Why was this a scandal?

Duchess Destroys the Draft

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We have seen two "BLOCKBUSTER" trades for draft picks first the Rams traded their future for marketing purposes and then the Eagles decided to keep digging in the hole Chip Kelley put them in. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b97zJxKEqAk So how did we get here? And who can we thank blame for this craziness? Jerry Jones. When Jerry Jones

Is NFL the new Tobacco?

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The New York Times did a great write up on the flawed science behind the NFL concussion studies. You can read the whole thing for yourself here. Sure you can read the headline and think it is a bit of a reach. I mean on one hand you have an

A Post of Self Reflection

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The February of Duchess fell a bit flat. I have spent it sick. Not on my deathbed or anything but just enough to make wandering out in 30 degree weather not worth it. So I sat around on my couch playing video games and flipping between watching cartoons and political

(S)Cam Newton is Ruining Gymnastics

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Cam Newton's thuggery is sending ripples of shockwaves through the sports world. How dare he ruin the game of football by playing the game like tis well a game and actually enjoy things when he wins. And now his cocky flagrant joyfulness is moving towards tainting the generally bland world

Superbowl “L” Pick: Zoidberg

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/Packs tobacco pipe firmly //promptly eats the pipe Ah. It seems like the foot is on the other shoe now! You come to learn the secrets behind this conservative sandwich-heavy investor lifestyle, maybe? Why not let Zoidberg teach you? It's the time of year when everyone gathers around the television to watch the

The February of Duchess – Intro

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So on Friday me and my boss came to a mutual understanding. I was tired of working there and they were tired of having me work there. Best part is that it was a "layoff", so I got a pretty nice severance. Think of it as an aluminium parachute (the

Play Daily Fantasy and Win $1 Million Dollars!

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Not Valid in Arizona, Iowa, Louisiana, Montana, Nevada, Washington State, New York, Illinois, and now Texas That is right Texas Attorney General just labeled daily fantasy as gambling and therefor illegal in the state. Texas favorite billionaire sports club owners are furious Jerry Jones is mad because he invested in DraftKings Mark Cuban