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Horatio Cornblower - April 26, 2018April 26, 2018

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Hi There: You may recall that I did two of these last year, and, for some reason, another version this year that I posted on March 26th.  That's a month before the actual draft.  I swore I wouldn't do another, because these are actually a lot of work and I don't

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Horatio Cornblower - March 26, 2018

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(Never gonna get tired of that shot) You may recall my mock drafts from last year.  I did two versions, with the second going up the night of the first round.  I started off 4-for-4, (in terms of the right player going to the right team; I did not call the

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Horatio Cornblower - December 2, 2017

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  POINT:  ELI'S BENCHING IS A LOW POINT FOR THE BEST FOOTBALL FRANCHISE EVER By Paul From Staten Island I've been a fan of the New York Giants ever since I can remember, although admittedly my memory has been rusty since I saw that one guy, you know who, doing that one

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Horatio Cornblower - August 12, 2017August 12, 2017

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Typical Cowboys Fan:  "What the fucking fuck just happened!?" Rational Cowboys Fan:  "Our star running back has just been suspended for the first six games of the season." TCF:  "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!  WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!??? RCF:  The official reason is that he violated the NFL's Personal Conduct Policy. TCF:  What the fuck does that even fucking mean!?" RCF:  The

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Horatio Cornblower - April 28, 2017

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I was going to try to put together a mock draft for Rounds 2-3 but then I realized that doing that would be A LOT of work and I didn't want to.  So I rang the alarm bell at the DFO clubhouse and called in some reinforcements.  The following, pictured

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Horatio Cornblower - March 13, 2017March 13, 2017

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Oh, hello.  Thanks for stumbling into my basement.  There's beer in the fridge and feel free to use the pool table.  No, not for that, just pool if you don't mind.  No, sorry, you can't use the dart board; I need it for my mock draft.  You see I "write"

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Horatio Cornblower - March 11, 2017March 11, 2017

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The Chicago Bears this week announced that, after 8 years, they were forced to return Jay Cutler, quarterback and werecat, to the shelter where they got him.  The move is expected to save $2 million against the cap, although all parties agree that it is far too late to save