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Horatio Cornblower - May 15, 2023May 14, 2023

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Once again I find myself remembering that Monday comes after Sunday and that Monday means mock drafts, but I only remember after 11 when I'm trying for once to get to bed at a reasonable hour because some idiot, (me), scheduled three depositions for Monday. I will not be around much

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Horatio Cornblower - May 8, 2023May 7, 2023

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Yesterday afternoon, while perusing the Kentucky Derby comments and making my own pick to win, (can't believe Emmitt Smith let me down like that), I noticed Dunstan suggesting, possibly without even knowing it, a draft of fictional animals.  Goddamn! I thought, that's not only a great idea but it's way

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Horatio Cornblower - May 1, 2023May 1, 2023

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Oh hey, it's 11:39 pm on a Sunday night and I just remembered I need to have one of these up and running tomorrow.  I took tomorrow off so I could help a friend saw holes in our ceiling and put in an attic entryway that won't cause kill or

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Horatio Cornblower - April 24, 2023April 23, 2023

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Hey, it's 11:34 pm and while pouring the last beer of the weekend I realized that I'd forgotten the mock draft.  I didn't feel too bad, since I spent literally hours putting together the mock draft for Thursday's night's open thread and live-blog of the NFL Draft extravaganza, doing so

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Horatio Cornblower - April 17, 2023April 16, 2023

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Oh my god, look at that dork.  Jesus, no wonder people hate that song so much.  If I hadn't just spent my hard-earned American cash on this computer I'd be very tempted to drive my fist right through it.  I apologize if you have been unable to resist that temptation,

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Horatio Cornblower - April 10, 2023April 10, 2023

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Today we're going for a bit of a niche topic, but a niche topic with passionate fans.  Some of you are wrestling fans and will know whereof I speak.  Myself, I got way into wrestling in 7th or 8th grade.  Not the real wrestling mind you; that would have involved

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Horatio Cornblower - March 27, 2023March 26, 2023

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I have never actually seen the movie Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead, but I've always liked the title.  I think it has something to do with a guy being chased by the mob.  I'm guessing they've tracked him to Denver.  Other than that not sure.  It's probably

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Horatio Cornblower - March 20, 2023March 19, 2023

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(That shark in the featured image looks so happy) Continuing my streak of doing very little work on these this year, this week's topic is another one from Scotchnaut:  Something that has lost it's way, whether that something be a band, a team, a politician, two kids in the woods who

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Horatio Cornblower - March 13, 2023

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Good morning.  Whoever had "Week 4" (is it 5?  Maybe it's 5), in the "When Will Horatio Forget To Have The Mock Draft Ready To Go First Thing In The Morning?" please go to the window and collect your winnings. I meant to get this done last night, but Mrs. Horatio

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Horatio Cornblower - March 6, 2023March 5, 2023

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This weeks' draft comes from Scotchnaut, a frequent contributor to these topics and local hobo control.  The less said about the latter the better I suppose, but as to the former he's got a solid topic this week, so here we go. This week we're picking players or coaches that you