Monday Morning Mock Draft: Cool Guy Don’t Look At ‘Em

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Horatio Cornblower - June 5, 2023June 5, 2023

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This week we're back to a full work week, none of that Memorial Day nonsense which makes me forget I have a job for 24 extra blessed hours. Now, how to best go about making sure I don't do that job? Why, I'll just remember to post a mock draft

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Wait, What?

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Horatio Cornblower - May 22, 2023May 21, 2023

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I was watching 'Heat' last night. Great movie, until you start to think about what's going on and that not much of it makes sense. Take Waingro, for instance. After he kills that hooker the forensics specialist tells Pacino's character that she'll bet when they get the semen sample the

Screw You, Gary

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Horatio Cornblower - May 17, 2023

THIS SOUTHERN STRATEGY I CALL IT PICKETT'S CHARGE, BECAUSE HOO BOY DID THAT NOT WORK OUT!! In news you may have missed, and probably did unless your one of the estimated 6 dedicated Arizona Coyote fans, the voters of Tempe have rejected a plan for an entertainment district that would have

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Mother’s Day Edition

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Horatio Cornblower - May 15, 2023May 14, 2023

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Once again I find myself remembering that Monday comes after Sunday and that Monday means mock drafts, but I only remember after 11 when I'm trying for once to get to bed at a reasonable hour because some idiot, (me), scheduled three depositions for Monday. I will not be around much

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hey, Who’s This Dunstan Guy?

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Horatio Cornblower - May 8, 2023May 7, 2023

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Yesterday afternoon, while perusing the Kentucky Derby comments and making my own pick to win, (can't believe Emmitt Smith let me down like that), I noticed Dunstan suggesting, possibly without even knowing it, a draft of fictional animals. Goddamn! I thought, that's not only a great idea but it's way

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Live Laugh Whatever

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Horatio Cornblower - May 1, 2023May 1, 2023

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Oh hey, it's 11:39 pm on a Sunday night and I just remembered I need to have one of these up and running tomorrow. I took tomorrow off so I could help a friend saw holes in our ceiling and put in an attic entryway that won't cause kill or

Horatio Does The 2023 Draft, V It’s Like 3.0 Now

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Horatio Cornblower - April 27, 2023April 27, 2023

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I'm writing this Sunday, April 23rd, and of course by that I mean that I'm re-writing it on Tuesday, April 25th, because the Jets and Packers decided that three days before the draft was the perfect time to pull the trigger on the Rodgers deal and fuck me over. So

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Action!

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Horatio Cornblower - April 24, 2023April 23, 2023

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Hey, it's 11:34 pm and while pouring the last beer of the weekend I realized that I'd forgotten the mock draft. I didn't feel too bad, since I spent literally hours putting together the mock draft for Thursday's night's open thread and live-blog of the NFL Draft extravaganza, doing so

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Pa-Rum-Pa-Rum-Pa, Mother F***ker

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Horatio Cornblower - April 17, 2023April 16, 2023

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Oh my god, look at that dork. Jesus, no wonder people hate that song so much. If I hadn't just spent my hard-earned American cash on this computer I'd be very tempted to drive my fist right through it. I apologize if you have been unable to resist that temptation,

Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Let’s Team Up

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Horatio Cornblower - April 10, 2023April 10, 2023

Today we're going for a bit of a niche topic, but a niche topic with passionate fans. Some of you are wrestling fans and will know whereof I speak. Myself, I got way into wrestling in 7th or 8th grade. Not the real wrestling mind you; that would have involved

Horatio Does The 2023 Draft, V1.0

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Horatio Cornblower - April 3, 2023April 2, 2023

No mock draft this week, because it's time for the annual DFO Mock Draft, where I take the opportunity to take wild guesses at what teams might do in the mock draft, all while having done very little in the way of research and having no sources whatsoever. It usually

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead

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Horatio Cornblower - March 27, 2023March 26, 2023

I have never actually seen the movie Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead, but I've always liked the title. I think it has something to do with a guy being chased by the mob. I'm guessing they've tracked him to Denver. Other than that not sure. It's probably