Request Line: I Beg Your Pardon

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 1, 2018June 1, 2018

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INT. DINGY BASEMENT - DAY MARC TRESTMAN'S WINDOWLESS VAN sits in an overstuffed lounge chair, napping gently. MARC TRESTMAN'S WINDOWLESS VAN: [sits up with a start] Oh shit! I forgot! Request Line is on! He takes out a radio set and fiddles with the dials, joining the radio show in progress. NFL GENERAL COUNSEL

DFO Radio: Stop Talking

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 29, 2018May 29, 2018

I can't begin to express how irritated I am with Houston for choking away their chance to give us a finals matchup we haven't already seen three times in a row. There's some debate about what "choking" means, to me it means that you fail to accomplish a task you

Request Line: Stop Talking

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 25, 2018May 25, 2018

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY A young man sits inside the studio. The PRODUCER sits outside, looking vexed. PRODUCER: I honestly don't know what you're trying to accomplish here. ERIC REID: ... PRODUCER: I get it. I really do. You're making a commentary on how the NFL created a new policy that is deliberately

Hunter Henry Displeases BOLTMAN

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 23, 2018

Third year tight end Hunter Henry was struck down with an ACL injury on Tuesday, likely sidelining him for the entire 2018 season. BOLTMAN referred any questions about his involvement to his spokesman Peter Carr, who declined to comment.

DFO Radio: Keeping It Clean and Family Business

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 22, 2018May 21, 2018

I hope you're ready for a DOUBLE SHOT of DFO Radio. Thanks to Low Commander ably taking over the station for the week, Request Line didn't miss a beat. Thanks to my vacation to Japan, though, I wasn't able to compile the playlist so you're getting two this week. First

Request Line: Family Business

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 18, 2018May 17, 2018

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY ...we join our show currently in progress. It is a happy scene, and there is much merriment... SHAQUEM: ...and then he says "...and that's why you always leave a note." SHAQUILL: I swear to God I thought my nephew Aidan - he's six - was gonna sh...[catches self]...urely

DFO Radio: Better Living Through Chemistry

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 8, 2018May 7, 2018

Last week's theme for Request Line was "chemistry". It took a little while for the Commentists' reaction to gain steam, but once it did, it got EXPLOSIVE! In tribute to that, the pick of the week goes to Game Time Decision, whose request of "Volcano Girls" by Veruca Salt ticks

Request Line: Better Living Through Chemistry

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 4, 2018May 4, 2018

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY. The PRODUCER and DJ3000 are standing outside the recording booth. DJ3000: SO THIS IS REALLY IT? PRODUCER: This is really it. DJ3000: NO TRICKS THIS TIME? PRODUCER: I promise. DJ3000: BECAUSE OTHER TIMES I THOUGHT... PRODUCER: Not this time. This time it's the real deal. DJ3000: [sighs happily] PRODUCER: Almost air time. You ready? DJ3000: I WAS

DFO Radio: Cats and Dogs

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 1, 2018April 30, 2018

Last week Jay Cutler and Swagger treated us to a Request Line featuring all things feline and canine. Completely unrelated to that, over the weekend I attended my 20th college reunion. My general experience with these things has been quite positive, and this weekend was no exception. I think what

Request Line: Cats and Dogs

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 27, 2018

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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER and an ANIMAL TRAINER are standing outside the recording booth. PRODUCER: Are you sure they're going to be able to get along? ANIMAL TRAINER: Oh, yeah, yeah. That whole thing about them hating each other is an old wives tale. PRODUCER: That is literally not true. ANIMAL TRAINER:

DFO Radio: Things You Maybe Heard Right

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 24, 2018April 23, 2018

Last week BrettFavresColonoscopy stepped in and took over the airwaves with a topic of "misunderstood lyrics". I'm happy that you folks delivered him a much warmer welcome than a certain land baron received as our on-air host. I'm giving the top pick this week to ArmedandHammered, who picked up spectacular

Drew Brees Gets Involved

Insane Shit

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 19, 2018April 19, 2018

INT. SAINTS PRACTICE FACILITY - DAY A young black man is the only occupant of a top-notch weight room. We follow him through his workout routine - a standard montage of powerlifting (bench presses, power cleans, and squats) followed by battle rope work and box jumps. The man's mood is thoroughly