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Request Line: Shapes
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY The surviving members of the Losers Investment Club are clustered behind BILL O’BRIEN, who is staring angrily at a…
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DFO Radio: Meat
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY Four members of the Losers Investment Club sit glumly around a table. COLIN COWHERD: So when does Andy get…
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Request Line: Mi Casa, Su Casa
TYREL JACKSON WILLIAMS: Hello everyone and welcome to a special Friday edition of The Wednesday with Peter King. Now Peter… PETER KING: So I think for…
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Request Line: Loud
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY DFO intern MICHAEL VICK lounges on a couch in the office, dozing. He awakes with a start. A…
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Request Line: Meat
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The lights in the studio come on as the PRODUCER cheerfully enters the room. He punches a button on…
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Tales from the Meteor: Andy Reid’s 115th Dream (Part 3)
INT. HOSPITAL ROOM – DAY ANDY REID lies unconscious in a hospital bed. He is surrounded by friends and family, including his wife TAMMY…
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Tales from the Meteor: Andy Reid’s 115th Dream (Part 2)
INT. THE MAX DINER – DAY ANDY REID is in the midst of calling a time out. ANDY REID pauses, confused. He looks around…
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Tales from the Meteor: Andy Reid’s 115th Dream (Part 1)
INT. TV STUDIO – NIGHT ANNOUNCER: From North Carolina to Texas, from the brisket to the rump, from a rub drier than the Sahara to…
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The Losers Investment Club: Resolutions
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY A group of NFL personalities are seated around a conference table. All of them appear to be in the…
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That’s My Raiders! Not A Creature Was Stirring
EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – NIGHT Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That Raiders Family [sic] is filmed in front of a…