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Tales from the Meteor: Andy Reid’s 115th Dream (Part 3)
INT. HOSPITAL ROOM – DAY ANDY REID lies unconscious in a hospital bed. He is surrounded by friends and family, including his wife TAMMY…
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Tales from the Meteor: Andy Reid’s 115th Dream (Part 2)
INT. THE MAX DINER – DAY ANDY REID is in the midst of calling a time out. ANDY REID pauses, confused. He looks around…
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Tales from the Meteor: Andy Reid’s 115th Dream (Part 1)
INT. TV STUDIO – NIGHT ANNOUNCER: From North Carolina to Texas, from the brisket to the rump, from a rub drier than the Sahara to…
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The Losers Investment Club: Resolutions
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY A group of NFL personalities are seated around a conference table. All of them appear to be in the…
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That’s My Raiders! Not A Creature Was Stirring
EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – NIGHT Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That Raiders Family [sic] is filmed in front of a…
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That’s My Raiders! Grounded
EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: The Raiders Family [sic] is filmed in front of a…
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The Losers Investment Club – Chips
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY A group of NFL personalities are seated around a conference table. The intraday chart for the $NIO ticker symbol…
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Request Line: Welcome!
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The camera focuses on the console of a large piece of electronic equipment, all of its lights unlit. A…
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A Bottle of Luck
INT. DIVE BAR, DECEMBER 1971 – NIGHT A crowd of middle-aged men sit on stools in front of a long mahogany bar. A bartender…
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Welcome Deadspin Refugees!
Greetings! Much like finding your way to the mythical Ultima in the Choose Your Own Adventure book “Inside UFO 54-40”, you don’t necessarily remember how…