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Request Line: Indecision
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is bustling around the office, humming merrily to himself. DJ 3000 is in his usual place on…
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Request Line: Dude.
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits at the control panel, gazing into the booth with a thousand yard stare. DJ 3000 is…
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Request Line: Misters and Mistresses
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The studio sits empty. The PRODUCER is nowhere to be seen. DJ 3000: [sighs] DJ 3000: [to database] <?php…
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DFO Radio: Backlog
The content monster has been pawing at my leg all morning, but all I’ve got for it is some music. Hope this fills the…
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Request Line: The Domain of the Land Baron
INT. HOME OFFICE – DAY An incredibly handsome internet writer sits staring blankly at a spreadsheet of potential Request Line topics. — [imaginary door…
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Request Line: This Suit Burns Better – Look!
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits in front of his desktop computer, frowning. He clicks the mouse, clicks it again, the waits…
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Request Line: Speed
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY? OR MAYBE NIGHT? IT ALL SEEMS TO BE BLENDING TOGETHER WHEN YOU DON’T GO OUTSIDE ANYMORE. The PRODUCER is…
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Request Line: Gardening
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is on his knees in the office, wearing a torn “Jimmy and the Animal” promotional t-shirt as…
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Request Line: Loneliness
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER lies on his back on a couch in the office outside the sound booth. His left hand…
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Request Line: Unauthorized Covers
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is stretched out on the studio couch, eyes glazed, staring at DJ 3000’s display screen. DJ 3000:…