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Request Line: Gardening
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is on his knees in the office, wearing a torn “Jimmy and the Animal” promotional t-shirt as…
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Request Line: Loneliness
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER lies on his back on a couch in the office outside the sound booth. His left hand…
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Request Line: Unauthorized Covers
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is stretched out on the studio couch, eyes glazed, staring at DJ 3000’s display screen. DJ 3000:…
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Cabin Fever: Southern California Regional
INT. ZOOM CHATROOM – DAY A mongoose, a little person holding a lollipop, a gold-leaf coated pair of buttocks, an alternate universe version of…
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Request Line: Superstitions
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY DJ 3000 sits alone in the office, a single LED blinking lazily. It is very quiet. A flush is…
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That’s My Raiders! Are You Ready For Some QUARANTINE?
EXT. OAKLAND RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: The Raiders Extraordinary Playbook [sic] is filmed in front of…
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Request Line: Pestilence
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY A pair of radio professionals prepare for the day’s show. DJ 3000: [to himself] WELL, THAT’S KIND OF GRIM. [to…
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DFO Radio: Shapes and Pass it On
[looks up from the wreckage of his 401k] Greetings, and welcome to the unofficial quarantine zone. We’ve got plenty of lettuce and oranges and…
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Request Line: Pass it On
In “honor” of the fact that coronavirus seems to be spreading throughout the world without any signs of abating, I thought we’d try something…
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DFO Radio: Loud
I’m staying in today. I’m staying in tomorrow. Save for walking the dog, I don’t intend to leave this house unless I need to. …