Welcome to another Tuesday edition of DFO Radio! Last week's Request Line was rushed because I was on my way to a wedding weekend in Montecito. It was a lovely affair; the bride and groom are lovely people and the only thing anyone could complain about with regards to the
Author: Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Request Line: Percussion
DFO Radio: Adversaries
Request Line: Adversaries
EXT. RADIO STATION PARKING LOT - DAY A vehicle pulls into the lot and screeches to a stop. The PRODUCER emerges in a hurry, first dropping his keys and then hustling towards the front door. PRODUCER: Shit...shit...shit... Cut to... INT. RADIO STATION LOBBY - DAY The PRODUCER races through the front door and streaks across
DFO Radio: Navigation
Request Line: Navigation
INT. RENTAL CAR - DAY A pair of young men are driving a rental car through the streets of Culver City. The one driving is clutching the steering wheel frantically and whipping his head around in frustration, while the passenger fumbles around with a folding map. JARED GOFF: Where ARE we? MITCHELL TRUBISKY: I
The Art of the Meal: Your 2017 Kansas City Chiefs Preview
Wet Hot Amari-Can Summer: First Day of Camp (Your 2017 Oakland Raiders Season Preview)
DFO Radio DOUBLE SHOT: The Long Kiss Goodnight and Holding Out
Request Line: Holding Out
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY. The PRODUCER is bustling outside the studio, getting everything ready for the show. A mountainous man sits in the broadcast booth, with a vague smirk on his face. PRODUCER: ...and so you're all set? DONALD PENN: [punches talkback button] Absolutely. PRODUCER: Fantastic. The commercial break is wrapping up, so
HEY JERRY LET’S BE BEST FRIENDS WE CAN GO GET HAIRCUTS TOGETHER
MARK DAVIS: [under his breath] Heh heh heh...simple-minded fool...
[DFO] Archives: Circle Jerk Weekend (Part 2)
...and the refractory period is now declared OVER. Hope you're ready for round 2! AUTHOR: Senor Weaselo FAVORITE PERSONAL POST: House Of Pain (the first Expo BotG) EXPLANATION: I thought about the China post, the 2/13/17 open thread, and my Turkey Euro preview, because fuck 'em *gets arrested by Erdogan*, but this is the