Due to circumstances (re: having to go to San Diego for work), I wasn't able to publish DFO Radio last week. Which, I suppose, played into the "holding out" theme of the following week's Request Line. But I'm here to rectify that now with a DOUBLE SHOT of DFO Radio
Author: Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Request Line: Holding Out
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY. The PRODUCER is bustling outside the studio, getting everything ready for the show. A mountainous man sits in the broadcast booth, with a vague smirk on his face. PRODUCER: ...and so you're all set? DONALD PENN: [punches talkback button] Absolutely. PRODUCER: Fantastic. The commercial break is wrapping up, so
HEY JERRY LET’S BE BEST FRIENDS WE CAN GO GET HAIRCUTS TOGETHER
MARK DAVIS: [under his breath] Heh heh heh...simple-minded fool...
[DFO] Archives: Circle Jerk Weekend (Part 2)
...and the refractory period is now declared OVER. Hope you're ready for round 2! AUTHOR: Senor Weaselo FAVORITE PERSONAL POST: House Of Pain (the first Expo BotG) EXPLANATION: I thought about the China post, the 2/13/17 open thread, and my Turkey Euro preview, because fuck 'em *gets arrested by Erdogan*, but this is the
[DFO] Archives: Circle Jerk Weekend (Part 1)
[DFO] Archives: Request Line – The Long Kiss Goodnight
[DFO] Archives: DFO Insider – The Deadly Dozen
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are lounging in an office filled with mid-century modern furniture and painted in pastel colors. A young man, physically imposing but conveying the impression that he's fresh out of college, sits across from them. STEPHEN KING: ...and so she arrives
DFO Radio: Get Th(rowback W)ee(k) Behind Me
Greetings! This week, we're very excited to be celebrating our 2nd anniversary of online residence here at doorfliesopen.com. But people forget that we've actually been producing material for 50 years now. Our first introduction to the public was via the Communist Party of the USA, after they discovered their newsletters
Meanwhile, in the Wrong Place, at the Wrong Time…
DFO Radio: He Said She Said
Your Saturday Morning Strawberries Open Thread
DFO Radio: He Said She Said
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY A pair of radio professionals are standing outside the recording booth sipping coffee, awaiting the arrival of the week's guest host. The [DOOR FLIES OPEN] and a young couple enters the room. PRODUCER: [moves over to greet them] Hey, what's happening, Grimey? BRENT GRIMES: [with a barely detectable measure of