This week's special edition of Request Line was intended to deliver some much-needed catharsis to those of us who witnessed the most inexplicable choke job in the history of the Super Bowl, and for myself I'm happy to say that it really did help. I haven't felt much of an
Author: Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Request Line: Exit Music (For a Season)
Hate Week: Two Minutes Hate
Better Know a Mythical Woodland Creature: Romonculus
As we delve deeper and deeper into the postseason, we're also going to be delving deeper and deeper into DFO's mythological pantheon. This week, we'll be taking a look at one of the most ephemeral creatures to make occasional appearances on the gridiron, the Romonculus. Species Name: Romo Sapiens Individual Names: Leon Lettucewin,
Your “WAKE UP, IT’S TIME FOR FOOTBALL!” AFC Championship Game Open Thread
GENERAL: Mr. President, Agent Scotchnaut is pinned down in Bucharest and can’t post the Open Thread this afternoon! PRESIDENT RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [pulls up pants] I’ll handle...wait. This seems familiar. GENERAL: He's getting 418'd! THERE'S NO TIME! PRESIDENT RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Fine, fine, sheesh. You know, when my Russian handlers coerced me I signed up for this job of my own
DFO Insider: A Quarterback’s Purpose
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are talking to their lawyer on speakerphone. RIGHT REVEREND ELECTRIC MAYHEM: ...I mean, they're both orangutans, they're both librarians, they both only ever say "ook"...I'm just saying that I don't think throwing premiere tickets at him is going to make this
Judge, I’d like to request a sidebar to discuss the season finale of The Good Place.
A Team Without a Franchise Quarterback is Like a Patriots Team Without a Gritty, Scrappy, Lunchpail Type Guy Playing Slot Receiver
Editor's Note: This song, with minor tweaks, was composed by reddit user A_Participant, and I was so moved that I decided to package it along with some images. Enjoy! BILL BELICHICK The name's Belichick, Bill Belichick, and I come before you general managers tonight with a trade proposal. Probably the greatest [turns
Lambolton: The Musical
NARRATOR: [with musical intonation] The year...is two thousand and sixteen. Two. Zero. sixteen. The Cleveland Browns, flirting with the greatest triumph of numerical symmetry of the new millennium, lead the San Diego Chargers by a score of twenty to seventeen midway through the fourth quarter. A Chargers drive stalls deep
2016 Quotables (Week 15 Results)
Open your heart to everyone. Except, you know, those kind of people.
…But The Tigers Come at Night…
There was a time when I first signed... When the air was warm... And the town inviting... There was a time when love was blind... And Cleveland had a song, And the song was exciting! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJ3plaSowWc There was a time... Then it all went wrong. Editor's note: This post has been in the "drafts" folder for about five weeks now