Slap yourself in the face, pour MOAR coffee down your gullet - we gots MOAR FITBAW!!! West By God Virginia (+3.5) at Arizona - 7:00 (FS1) Look, I said MOAR - not GOOD. Winner keeps its season alive(ish). Clubhouse Derby, at least (WCS v. Blax, if y'all is new and/or slow).. Paedo State
Author: King Hippo
Footy Footy Everywhere – A Discussion in Two Parts
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 7, 2024 Season
Yet Another Nighttime FITBAW Thread
Are you as excite as I am?? MAYBE!! LSU (-2.5) at Arkansas (7:00, ESPN) This is a tricky spot for the Tiggs. Pig Sooey absolutely despises LSU, and they've already bared their piggy teeth by beating Tennessee. It's nice to have a week where one can enthusiastically root against Brian Kelly. Georgia (+4.5) at Texas
Full Autumnal Glory (nae Holes) Returns!
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, 2024 Season
Some days, one just feels like monkeyshit. I wasn't hungover, I don't think actually sick, I DID remember to take my anti-crazy pills in the morning...so, who knows. Maybe just the pressure of living in this fucking Darkest Timeline. But STILL, I was up in time for MANDATORY WATCH DUTIES. What did we
Mandatorium Eve JV NFL Goodness
Do NOT forget! Report to the Clubhouse by 9:30a EST tomorrow. or serious imaginary consequences shall ensue. Florida (+15.5) at Tennessee (7:00, ESPN) It seems like 15+ years since this game actually meant something, other than to demonstrate the fashion risk of the coloUr orange. tOSU (-3) at Oregon (7:30, NBC) Will this one be
October 2024 “JV Alone” Footed Ball Funsies
Because the current Darkest Timeline isn't enough for my asshole brain, I am reading Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72 at present. Holy shit, was that drug-addled lunatic ever a unique and insightful author. Highly recommended. Now, to the games. Hopefully, you remembered to sleep in. South Cakalaky
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 5, 2024 Season
Across the pond we go, for the first 14-hour MANDATORIUM in the Clubhouse. That means we started our FITBAW day with the sour grimace of Q-aron. After a fairly hot start (including, but not limited to, drawing eleventy-billion DPI calls on medium-to-deep tosses to Justin Jefferson), Touch of Downs seemed to succomb
5 October 2024 – a JV NFL Eveninging
Did you enjoy the early happenings? I sure nuff did. Or maybe I didn't. I am writing this Friday afternoon. Clemson (-14.5) at Florida State (7:00, ESPN) This could be interesting, if the Semenholes had a quartered back. But they don't even have the well-below-cromulent DJ Ukelele no MOAR. They's right fucked. Tennessee
A Week After the Storm – Footy Abundance Thread
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2024 Season
Strange happenings were indeed afoot at the Circle K. Read on/ Some things, one can NEVAR unhear. Like the match commentator comparing The Gospel According to Fatthew to...Magic Johnson? Uh, ok then. RRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! have been doing it with smoke and mirrors, but the Chi**** held them in check, and forced two