As Frank Lampard's Everton prepare for their Man City skullfucking, I am heartened that the above-pictured banner (featuring our Ukrainian left back) will fly at Goodison. Daddy Vladdy is a boil on humanity's ass, that needs lancing. Your move, Russian plutocrats. Pariah statehood not great for the bottom line. As distasteful as
Author: King Hippo
Death of All Hope Saturday Night Thread
Six Days Dry as the Sahara – Lesser Footy Open Thread
Shempions Sixteen – A Mini-Primer
With the long, cold, hopeless winter/spring/summer ahead of us, one clings to every scintilla of decency that one can. Which brings me to our intermittent, weekday afternoon treat - Shempions League knockout rounds. This began yesterday, with MmmmmmmBOP! cold-bloodedly assisinating the Real Cuntfaces of Madrid at the very death. A beautiful
Instant Hippo Thoughts – 2021 Season Finale
Roger Goodell is a National Disgrace. A great game to end an incredible playoffs, ruined on the final Los Angeles drive. Let 'em play for 58 minutes, then give Enos his silverware for building his fancy Southern California stadium. Just eat all the fucking shit. Phantom defensive holding, followed by an even
Sunday EPL/Owl Prediciones Thread
Again, I apologize for not crapping out a Saturday nighter. As partial recompense, here is a morning one. Spurs/Wolves is the best of the three 9:00 offerings (all action on Peacock), with European qualification meaning for each club. Until midweek, Wolves had been flying shit-hot. Spurs, on the other hand, have
The Day Before The Owl 2022 Open Thread
Saturday “No I Don’t Care About THAT Game” Thread
Into the Wild Weekend of Nothingness
Good morning, fellow inmates of the imaginary asylum! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aItpjF5vXc We come back from a week off for the Prem, and there's ONE match. And it's Burnley/Watford (1p, Peacock). BLECH. But lo, we have a shit ton of FA Cup ties. The patented magic started last night, with Boro taking out Men Untied, after
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Setting the Owl, 2021 Season
Yes, at long lost, the AFC and NFC have set their champions. 4 seed against 4 seed. Deliver us from emptiness, oh Great Sportsball Entropy. The oft-repeated, and seemingly quite logical refrain - surely Championship Sunday would be a reversion to the mean, after all the balls-to-the-wall excellence of the Divisional
