Glory Hallelujah, First Fall Saturday 2023

King Hippo - September 23, 2023September 21, 2023

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Technically, it was still summer before. And summer can get right fucked. It's not all rainbows and sunshine, as we get NO early morning fixture. GUH. Only three in the 10:00 window, as we go "Sunday heavy" this week, with some "name teams" in Zooropa. City of Men hosting Robins Hood

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 2, 2023 Season

Reflections

King Hippo - September 18, 2023September 17, 2023

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Some weeks, one just wonders how the universe will make everything worse. That's not to say that one doesn't EXPECT everything to get worse. Believe me, that much is assured. But thanks a lot, fat fuck Sean Payton, and head-hunting fuckwit Kareem Jackson. Inspiring a come-from-ahead loss at home. After leading

Night FITBAW Deserves a Quiet Night?

King Hippo - September 16, 2023September 15, 2023

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Well, I'd rather have it be noisy. The schedulers disagree. though. Ballsy: Oh, the Colorado Derby will be quite noisy! The Colorado State coach started talking shit about Deion and then he clapped back and, well, I expect there to be a lot of extracurricular activities in this game. Hi! I'm

Full Lesser Glory – Now Hopefully Without Nonces!

King Hippo - September 16, 2023September 15, 2023

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Did you miss the Premiership last weekend? Of course you did. Even with NFL back on the schedule, one needs sommet to do with one's mornings. Obviously, sleeping in is much preferred to the filthy Redshite beating up on Wolves (7:30, USA). But some of y'all heathens will watch anyway. 10:00 window

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 1, 2023 Season

Reflections

King Hippo - September 11, 2023September 10, 2023

Did you enjoy the FITBAW? I know you ain't a Donks supporter, then. Nah, I still was content to watch the highest of all human endeavoUrs, for 10+ hours. Beats a kick in the head, that's for sure. Maybe we make too much of Purdy Mouth's health scare and/or arm strength.

Killer JV NFL Nighttime Thread

King Hippo - September 9, 2023September 8, 2023

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First appointment viewing of 2023, as we stretch our buttholes for NFL WEEK ONE WOO!!! all day tomorrow. Ballsy: I'm glad Hippo is finally getting on the anal bandwagon! Stretching the butthole slowly and carefully is very important for proper and safe anal fun! Yes, I'm back. Although I might not

First Proper JV NFL Slate of 2023 Today!

King Hippo - September 9, 2023September 8, 2023

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With the dreaded Lesser Footy international break upon us, one is especially thankful for the much improved Week 2 JV NFL slate. Without further a-doo-doo, to the fixtures! Notre Dame (-7.5) at NC State (Noon, ABC) People have already started fluffing the Irish, without the very necessary caveat that they haven't faced

Hippo Nighttime in 2023 BEGINS!

King Hippo - September 2, 2023September 1, 2023

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Welcome to my diseased brain. Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. Tips in any form of opium are accepted and appreciate. Ballsy: He prefers Taliban brand but any will do. Yes, I'm back to provide thoughts and cheerleaders. New Mexico (+38) at Texas A&M (7:00, ESPN) Come for

Huzzah September and a Full Sportsball Day

King Hippo - September 2, 2023September 1, 2023

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Autumn, indeed, is proof that God loves us. Football everywhere, y'all. Team Knifey host Everton early in the morning (7:30, USA). Midweek, the Toffees very narrowly averted disaster (ie, losing in the Cursed Caribou Cup to team #92 out of 92 in the English Football League). But fuck it, at least

Farewell to August (JV NFL Week Nil Night Thread)

King Hippo - August 26, 2023August 25, 2023

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If y'all thought the afternoon schedule was ridiculous, we are entering into (S)sublime territory. FOAR Ballsy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvAOW1oTMuw Ballsy: Thank you Hippo! May The Pills Be With U! I'll chip in with some thoughts and/or cheerleaders. UMass (+6.5) at New Mexico State (7:00, ESPN) I shit thee not, Team #133 out of 133 D-1A schools