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Mr. Ayo - July 14, 2023July 14, 2023

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TGIF! Hope everyone had a productive week of blackmailing their colleagues with slide deck presentations. Survival - Personal Edition Let's learn how to jump from a moving car! This is useful in emergency situations like being kidnapped, car jacked, brake failure, or argument with a partner. (No offense, Chris Henry) Seriously, this

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Mr. Ayo - July 7, 2023July 7, 2023

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TGIF! Hope everyone's enjoying all the wonderful sports out there. I'm currently in the routine of waking up to watch all the Wimbledon action, then put on the replay of that moUrnings TdF stage. Even better, Paramount+ has the world feed replay. Also have some F1 coverage for any gaps. Survival

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Mr. Ayo - June 30, 2023June 30, 2023

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TGIF! Hope everyone is setup for a long four day weekend to celebrate USA! USA! USA! USA! Don't JPP yourselves out there though. Also, in a surprise twist, the Supreme Court did not overturn our right to a Sexy Friday.  Let's get to it! Survival - Personal Edition While we all are

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Mr. Ayo - June 23, 2023June 23, 2023

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TGIF! And welcome one and all to summer! Hardwood draft is done and dusted, but next week is the ice draft! Scout your favoUrite berg to get prepared. Survival - Personal Edition I didn't think this needed mentioning, but don't climb into any submersible that isn't certified. Can't really get enough copy

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Mr. Ayo - June 16, 2023June 16, 2023

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TGIF! Happy indictment week everyone. Make a cursory check of your bathrooms for lost boxes and superfulous chandeliers. Survival - Personal Edition Feeling frisky? Ready to get out there and hit that dating scene again? While it will end in tears, here are a few tips to at least make sure it

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Mr. Ayo - June 9, 2023June 9, 2023

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TGIF! Happy forest fire season to those on the east coast. Hope today was enough of a relief so your peepers work tonight. And also, the breathing thing. Survival - Personal Edition Now that the weather has warmed up, so too is your local lakes and rivers. That may give some of

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Mr. Ayo - June 2, 2023June 2, 2023

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TGIF! Welcome to the wonderful world of June. I'm getting my NASCAR on today, so let's get to it. Survival - Personal Edition Every lose your car keys? Of course you have! Here's how to hot wire a car. For newer cars, just buy a device that steals transmitter codes and enjoy

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Mr. Ayo - May 26, 2023May 26, 2023

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TGIF! Long weekend ahead and it's Friday, so I'm going to make this short and sweet. Survival - Personal Edition Let's imagine future you next winter is stuck on a snowy mountain and need shelter. Let's build a trench! Plan the trench. Make sure the opening to at a right angle to

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Mr. Ayo - May 19, 2023May 17, 2023

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TGIF! Couple of great news items from this week: 1) There will be no more forced releasing of a certain sea creature here for several months. 2) Your famous weekly advice column will continue despite the temporary cessation of regular sea creature releasing. But enough of that, let's get ready

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Mr. Ayo - May 12, 2023May 12, 2023

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TGIF! Hope everyone has taken the time to peruse your team's schedule and count those wins and losses. Just kidding, there's still real playoffs happening right now. Survival - Personal Edition Well now you've done it. Done what exactly? Who knows? Ok, well your partner does and they're not happy. Let's work

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Mr. Ayo - May 5, 2023May 5, 2023

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TGIF! Happy Cinco De Mayo to all who celebrate. We're still up to our eyeballs in the hardwood and ice playoffs, so let's get to it. Survival - Personal Edition Now that pandemic is officially over - under 100 deaths per day lately - our capitalist pig overlords are bringing everyone back

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Mr. Ayo - April 28, 2023April 28, 2023

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TGIF! Let's get right to it because I need a nap before this evening's game. Survival - Personal Edition Speaking of which, occasionally a hockey puck will exit the rink over the dashers and into the crowd. About a month ago, one whistled right by my head and hit a seat right