But scrotchnat, you slur through your 5th mimosa, there's two teams playing and four teams remaining. You can't count worth a McFiggins! Well, you got me on the the 'not being able to count' observation but I will counter that I was talking about the number of games left. Yup, that reality
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Your “You Win Some, You Taysom” NFC Playoff Open Thread
Speaking of which, I think we should all take two years off from our current responsibilities and dig an irrigation ditch in Ghana. WHOSE WITH ME? Nobody? Fine then, I'm not going either. TO THE GAME! MOVE BOMBERS/YOUNG SATCHMO'S: Do you want a super-spooky stat that will soil your undergarments once you hear
Your “You Can’t Do That On Television!” AFC Playoff Game Open Thread
Fallout: -T.O. opened up his bridge-burner again and to no one's surprise threw hc Garrett under the bus for having the gall to lose to a superior team. Several wanks were wanked. -Harvey Dahl awaits his inevitable fine and perhaps a flurry of 'random' drug tests(?) for not expressing himself like an
Your “That’s a Face Only a Mother Could Love” NFC Playoff Open Thread
Check out the smashed-into-the-windshield-several-times visage of Blake Jarwin. The toothfull grin that indicates that the keys shaken by the photographer please him. The too-small, beady eyes that have no doubt silently observed more than one grandmother undressing at bedtime. The throat devoid of an Adam's Apple. The sloughing forehead that
Your “Playing in a Winter Wonderland” AFC Playoff Game Open Thread
Your Afternoon-ish NFC Wild Card Game Open Thread
Your AFC Wild Card Game Part Deux Open Thread
First things first-we'll have a look at some of the fallout (or falldown in Allen Hurns' case) from yesterday's action. According to a certain Mr. Schefter, Hurns has already had surgery on his un-located ankle, which is now relocated. Older white residents at the hospital are worried that Mr. Hurns' presence
Your “Game Sponsored by Hatey McHaterson” Saturday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Your “Let’s Do Some Playoffs” Saturday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Dearest Elizabeth, I hope this letter finds you well. I hope that Dolly successfully calved by now. Please give all my love to Bathsheba, Caleb, Horace, Moses, Ruth, Levi, Ambrose, Solomon, Rowland, Little Anna, Hester, Esther, Fester and Mary. Excuse me for saying so but my beard becomes dewy when recalling that
