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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
We’re four weeks into the season and from my vantage point, this year is even more entertaining than it was last year. (Cue purists…
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Your “It’s 4 O’Clock (EST), Do You Know Where Your Game Is?” NFL Football Open Thread
To The Games! Cards/Panthers: Woe is you if this is your only offering on this slate. CMC is listed as “Dicey” but should play.…
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Your Post-London NFL Football Open Thread
To The Games! Browns/Falcons: Seriously considering playing Brissett because Fatt Matt is a slow-starting bastage. When is the latter ever going to get going?…
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Your Absolutely Mandatory London NFL Game Open Thread
In “The NFL Drops the Ball: Part Infinity” they didn’t make the Vikings the temporary home team. Has the league never picked up a…
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Your Thursday Night NFL Football Game Open Thread
Lookit that white helmet! So much blather about so little. Has Kenny Anderson weighed in yet? What is Carl Pickens’ take? Is there nothing else…
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Your Monday Night Football NFC East Showdown Open Thread
Can this game possibly exceed the slug, er, slouchfest that we witnessed last night? (a hearty thank you to all that weighed in so…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Welp, I guess the Fins are sorta for real-I’ll say it again, I really like Nerd Coach’s play-calling. Houston jumped out to an early…
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Your Week 3 Afternoon Slate of NFL Games Open Thread
You’re back! Nice to see you, love what you’ve done with your hair. To The Games! Jags/Chargers: Will he play? By the time you…
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Your Week Three First Slate of NFL Games open Thread
Welcome aboard! We’ve got a few tasty tilts for you to gnaw on. (Dan Campbell’s ears perk up) To The Games! Ravens/Pats: Look for…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Doubleheader Open Thread
This will be quick and dirty as I’ve be sleeping all day. The transformation into Hippo is almost complete. Newsy Notes: -The Chiefs Willie…
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