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Your Saturday Afternoon/Night Preseason NFL Open Thread
As I type this a few things are happening. -Ruby, our elder dog must be having a pleasant snooze because her tail is wagging…
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Your Thursday Night Preseason NFL Football Open Thread
Good evening, sassy lads and lasses-this tilt doesn’t look that promising as it would seem that both teams are headed south this year standings-wise,…
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Your Lazy Saturday Afternoon Preseason NFL Football Open Thread
Hippo noted that he was writing some garbage and I’m here to garbage up the site as well. Newsy Notes: -Hey! The Giants won…
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Your “And Away We Go” Thursday Night Preseason Football Open Thread
A Jackie Gleason reference? WTF? Anyhoo, I’m amped. Are you amped? It might have something to do with the Giants playing and the coaches…
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Your “Let’s Take a Few Baby Steps” Thursday Night NFL Exhibition Football Open Thread
It seems like forever since I did one of these. (I really should write more during the offseason but by the Super Bowl I…
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Look, We’re a Buncha Drunks That Get Our Wires Crossed Thursday Open Thread
I remember a time when I did Thursday Night Open Threads on the regular. A Few Trenchant Thought Thingys: -the need to talk about/weigh…
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It’s Come To This-Your Superb Owl Open Thread
Welcome one and all to the last football game of the year! How we got here I don’t know. Every year it’s a gotdamn…
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Your Niners/Rams NFC Championship Game Open Thread
Moving along… To The Game! Niners/Rams: -Trent Williams’ status is “Adamant” and that’s why teammates call him ‘Goody Two Shoes’ behind his back. His…
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Your Bengals/Chiefs AFC Championship Game Open Thread
A sobering thought just occurred to me-there’s only three games left this season. Damn. Well, at least I’ve got the Senators and Sillycuse to…
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Your Reverend/Revanchist (Bills/Chiefs) Tussle and Open Thread
Gimme some more of that sweet, sweet divisional playoffs action. We all deserve it. Thing is, and this is odd for me, I don’t…