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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
To The Game! Bears/Packers: -God, I love Qaron’s predictability so much! That look of utter disdain on his face when Watkins dropped that perfectly-thrown…
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Your Five(!) Game Afternoon Slate of NFL Football Open Thread
Heavens be! It’s nice to have a choice in America these days, isn’t it? (I’ve said too much) To The Games! Falcons/Rams: If Stafford…
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Your Early Slate of NFL Football (Week 2 Edition) Open Thread
I’m ready for more-let’s dig in. Jets/Browns: If Cleveland wins their home opener they’ll be 2-0 for the first time since Islamic fundamentalists tried…
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Your “There’s Gonna Be A Showdown” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Do you like it when people fling things? Whether it be insults, frisbees, boogers or footballs, I’m in. And speaking of, we’ve got the…
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Your Monday Night Football Open Thread
Oh Lordy, did some things happen yesterday! Let’s head over and take a look at a few items. Fallout: -Dank Prescott is gone for…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Hello again. Just one more game to cap off a wonderful day of footballin’. Let’s get at it, shall we? To The Game! Bucs/Cowboys:…
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Your “I Have Questions” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread
Let’s ask some more, shall we? (see what I did there?) To The Games! Giants/Titans: Will the surprise cutting/setting adrift of linebacker Blake “Tackling…
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Your Very First 2022 NFL Sunday Open Thread (that counts)
Are you ready for a great year? It’ll be kinda difficult to top last year although as a Giants fan I can see some…
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Your “It’s Here! It’s Finally Here!” Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Is anyone else horny, er, excited? It’s been such a wait and by golly, the scheduler-makers got this right by blasting a potential Superb…
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Your NY Giants Team Preview/Monday Night Open Thread
[wipes spittle off monitor] Okay, where do I even start? Well, I think the team has a coach that won’t have an 11 minute…