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Your Spam/JerBear50 Kerfuffle and Open Thread
Football Talking People: “Oh god, you must get home field. It’s of the greatest importance, it’s all that matters!” The Rest of Us: “Right. Shut…
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Your Petronel/Ghost of BeerGuyRob Joust and Open Thread
Get thee on your steeds! There’s a tourney underway! Ok, enough of that silliness… To The Game! Niners/Packers: -Am I scotchnautradamus? Turns out that…
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Your Redshirt/DonT Fight To The Finish and Open Thread
Guess who was inundated with every kind of hat ad imaginable all week long? This guy, that’s who. (the personal sacrifices I make for…
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Your “The Suspect Was Hatless” Cards/Rams Open Thread
Here at DFO there were derby’s aplenty and over at the NFL, they were busy extricating the “Super” from the Wild Card Weekend. As…
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Your Gumbygirl/Revanchist (Steelers/Chiefs) Darby and Open Thread
Last one, I promise. I’ve a feeling GG would go way over the top if she went to the Kentucky Derby so I picked…
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Your Petronel/Horatio (Niners/Cowboys) Darby and Open Thread
We’re shouting out to the ladies on the site by throwing a different kind of Derby hat on the banner pic. <Sarcasm Alert!>There’s so…
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Your Litre/No One (Eagles/Bucs) Darby and Open Thread
Well, here we are again. Really, where else would be though? After two satisfying wins-DFO fans aside, one (me) likes to see Cincy getting…
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Your Maestro(Tabula?)/Reverend (Pats/Bills) Darby and Open Thread
That first game. Wow, what a doozy! That play midway through the third quarter? Amazing! JK, I’m composing this 1 1/2 hours before the…
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Your Rikki/Redshirt (Raiders and Bengals) Darby Open Thread
Welcome to the first of several important tilts over the next three days! Many call this the wildcard-iest of all the weekends on the…
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Your Second NFL Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
To The Games! Saints/Falcons: Cal them the New Orleans Squeakers. With a win and a Niners loss they are in. How did they do…
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