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Your Very Last Day of the Regular Season Open Thread
Can you smell the finish line? It’s a heady mix of flop sweat, brats and beer burps. We made it! Again. As always. We…
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Your Saturday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Hey, don’t get mouthy, it could have been Giants and TEAM playing here. To The Game! Cowboys/Eagles: -Dallas Gotta Get Them Turnovers-in three of…
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Your Slightly Unnecessary Chiefs/Broncos Open Thread
Are you playing league fantasy today in week 19? Why? Unless it’s a total points thingy, that would sorta make sense. Wee Tidbits: -Could…
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Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
It’s the last one! Whatever shall we do? Wait until next year again? Done! Fallout: -I mean, I have to mention AB because what…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Hope your fantasy dudes have put up the required number of points. As for your opponent? He/she can get fooked, amirite? To The Game!…
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Your “How’s Your Champeenship Game Going?” NFL Football Open Thread
No such luck for me-a few third place tussles is all I have to show for this year. Oh well. To The Games! Broncos/Chargers:…
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Your Early Slate of NFL Games Open Thread
Apologize for the tardiness-when there’s no bye weeks it takes a bit more time to put my half-thoughts together. To The Games! Falcons/Bills: Has…
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It’s Friday Morning And I Have Opinions!
There’s nothing going on but the ever-thirsty content monster’s appetite must be slaked. Newsy Notes: -Big Ben has confirmed that he’s retiring (as much…
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Your “Talk Amongst Yourselves” + Monday Night Football Open Thread
I’m barely aware it’s Monday because multiple days off tend to confuse the hell out of me. So there’s that. Fallout: -TEAM’s Jonathan Allen…
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Your Very Own Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Did you not get enough hot, hot NFC East action earlier today? Well have I got a treaty-treat for your eyeballs! (ok, I have…
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