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Your Very Own Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
Did you not get enough hot, hot NFC East action earlier today? Well have I got a treaty-treat for your eyeballs! (ok, I have…
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Your Second Post-Christmas Footballing Open Thread
To The Games! Bears/Seahawks: Is there anything riveting about this game? Both teams are wallowing in mediocrity and the most salient question regarding each…
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Your First Post-Christmas Slate of NFL Football Games Open Thread
Did you pour some whiskey or Baileys (‘Elf Cum’, as Dave Attell called it many years ago) into your coffee to take the edge…
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Your Post-Turkey (or Ham, or Whatever) Colts/Cards Footballing Thread
Have we reached the denouement phase of the evening or are you still going strong? I’d love to say that like a few of you,…
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“Merry Christmas!” Your Browns/Packers Footballing Open Thread
I hope the day is going well for all of you! However you choose to spend the day, I wish you contentment. I’d like…
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Your Very Last Thursday Night NFL Football Game Open Thread
We made it to the end! Where’s the final boss? I feel let down. We saw more clunkers than eye-catchers, that’s for sure. But…
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Your Regularly Scheduled NFL Monday Night Football Game Open Thread
And there’s two more after this one! HAIL SANTA! Fallout: -Congrats to Double K-he’s the coach of only the third team with the most…
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Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread
As I type the Lions are up 17-0 and that’s a bit weird. The Reynolds fella that I slagged in the game intro has…
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Your Second NFL Sunday Afternoon Football Open Thread
To The Games! Bengals/Broncos: This is a killer for the team that gets the L. Both sqaudoos sit at 7-6 but are sitting just…
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Your Covid-Ravaged Sunday NFL Football Open Thread
There’s no need for me to repeat details of all the weirdness going on in the NFL right now. I should point out that…
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