Your Week 2 Early Slate of Games Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 20, 2015

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Ten mother-lovin' games? Better get to work... Car @ Hou: The Hoyer Era lasted a wee bit shorter than the length of one football game. Congrats coaching staff, no matter who you play at QB going forward you'll have to answer a boatload of questions about the guy you didn't start.

Your Thursday Nighter Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 17, 2015September 17, 2015

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Man, I love the fact that there is football on Thursday nights. It's not as though I expect a good game or anything like that. (Giants/Washington next week folks!) Let me back up a bit-Mondays I tend to drag my ass at work a bit but I get through it

Your Late Monday-Nighter Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 14, 2015September 14, 2015

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I'd make reference to some sort of baseball term indicating the second of two games played in a row but I've still got my dignity. Min at SF: Do you think that AP's son gets to stay up late tonight to watch the game and if there are any repercussions to follow

Your Drink Thru That Hangover Monday Nighter Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 14, 2015September 14, 2015

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From what I can recall yesterday I had fun watching and drinking, drinking and watching. Did anyone not come remotely close to earning their pay today? [raises hand] Did anyone use a flimsy excuse to leave early? [raises hand] Well, at least we're being honest. Tuesday I'll get right back

More Football You Say? Your Sunday Night NYG/Dallas Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 13, 2015September 13, 2015

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That was a great day, wasn't it? Remember when that guy scored? I didn't think it would happen. But that guy that got injured-that was a bad break. But at least the home team won, right? And the cheerleaders, oh the cheerleaders! That rookie is going to be something special,

Taste the Pants-Free Lifestyle-Your Late Games Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 13, 2015September 13, 2015

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I don't know about you but it looks like an absolutely beautiful fall day out there. A great day to work in the yard, as a matter of fact. But I won't be doing that AT ALL. Because of the football, you see. Glorious, glorious games with frothing at the

No Pants? No Problem. Your Early Slate of Games

scotchnaut - September 13, 2015September 13, 2015

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Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! It's here, it's queer and it's not going away. I don't know what that means but it sounded good in my head. I hope everyone is prepared-feel free to tell us what you're eating/drinking to celebrate this most wonderful of days. As for you guys and gals

Your Last Damn Pre-season Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 3, 2015September 2, 2015

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Think of this evening, the one where the 4th running back on your team tries to beat off the fifth fella, as the scorched brussel sprouts (really gran? for the 29th year in a row you didn't cook them in bacon like everyone loves? god!) that you have to force

Fantasy Players Ready To Bust Out

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scotchnaut - September 1, 2015August 31, 2015

Did I ever tell you about the time I picked up Clinton Portis in the 11th round of my 2002 fantasy draft? You see, Mike Anderson had grabbed 1500 yards in 2000 and then split time with Terrell Davis the following year and racked up 800 in 8 games after

Sunday Football Open Thread

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scotchnaut - August 30, 2015August 30, 2015

Only two games on a Sunday. Is this the conference championships? Speaking of which, they are only [counts on fingers] like, 13 weeks away. Using extraordinary foresight, I put some beer in the fridge in case (hah!) I feel like having some later. This strategy enables you to pour a

Your Very Long Intro To Today’s Football Games/Open thread

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scotchnaut - August 29, 2015August 29, 2015

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Let's get right to it- Pitt at Buff: Martavis should get a significant amount of time because he's out for the more realer games. 35(!) year old dog's life-fucker Vick is likely to get some reps as well. 35. Where did the years go, Mike? Oh yeah, prison. Better than Landry

Your Rockin’ Friday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 28, 2015August 28, 2015

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CALLOOH! CALLAY! IT'S GAME DAY! Twas brillig this week wasn't it? Tell me about it. Anyway, tonight we should see actual starters for a dad gum whole half, maybe. Come the 4th quarter of the third game we usually get "pity play". Those guys that have little to no chance