Author: scotchnaut

Monday Nighter Open Thread

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Welcome back to the NFL's INJURY-RAMA! Spin the wheel and take your chances! Will it be an anchor of the offensive line like Phil Loadholt? Maybe it's a volume wide receiver like Jordy Nelson! With just a little extra bad luck maybe someone will nail your starting QB!  Although I

Limited Edition Open Thread

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She's a hot one, ain't she? If you want to stay hydrated the liquids must flow, so flow they shall. Right now I'm a gonna watch a baseball game for the first time in twenty odd years because the Blue Jays are rolling and there's still plenty of room on

Book Cluster

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Scene [clutches "One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish" tightly against chest while lightly sniffling in foetal position in empty bathtub] Oh hi. I didn't hear you come in. Stress. STRESS! Everyone is taught that they experience it to varying degrees in all facets of their life (work, relationships, body

Sunday Sunny Sunday

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Football is so close I can almost taste Andy Reid's discarded bib from his blitzkrieg-like invasion of a now bankrupt Golden Corral location in the suburbs of Kansas City. (The tater tots put up a valiant defence but were overwhelmed after 10 minutes of hardcore hand to mouth combat). The

Work-related Dick Twister That Happened Today

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So... One truck is carrying two different orders for two separate restaurants, called Banana 1 and Banana 2, owned by the same individual. The owner always places her order from Banana 1. The owner always places orders for both restaurants. Banana 1 is located on Cedar Street. Banana 2 is located on Garry Street. The

Book Clusters

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Scene: Me reading a book, sitting on an overstuffed leather chair near an electric fireplace. Oh my! I didn't hear you come in. How are you? [takes bubble pipe out of mouth, places bookmark in the middle of The Idiot's Guide to Masturbation] Does this smoking jacket go with these Giants pajama

It’s Almost Week-End Eve!

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Thursday is an overlooked day. But if you're like me your weekend plans have crystallized for the most part on this day. If you aren't living your "dream job that isn't like work at all job" then the end of Thursday signifies that you only have 8 more hours left

New York Giants 2015

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How does some youngster in the Canadian wilderness become a Giants fan? Funny you should ask! Back in '76(?) when I was but a little nubbins I fell sick on a Thursday in November. And what to my wondrous eyes did appear? Football. In. The. Middle. Of. The. Day. I