Author: The Maestro

Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Great Panjandrum

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Say what you will these days about unpredictability, but it's hard to keep opponents on their toes more and more. It takes real innovation to game plan things that haven't ever been thought of. That's why I have such respect for coaches of days gone by - the single wing,

Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Sticky Grenade

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When it comes to offensive playcalling, I don't like risk! That's why when it's windy outside, it's always better to elect to kick. In other news, I'm still waiting to get calls about open head coaching positions, but I'm certain that things are gonna happen soon for me! A positive

Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Sizaire-Berwick Wind Wagon

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You notice how the Super Bowl is basically never held in cold weather these days? Either they put it in a dome, or else it ends up somewhere in the South where they don't have to worry about cold weather. That's kind of a shame, if you ask me. I

Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Cochran Revolver

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Morning, all. Been sitting here thinking about risk and reward a lot; the pundits are all saying that we need to figure out how to incorporate big plays better into offences across the league. I guess there's something to that, but I'm still not sure if I'm entirely sold on

Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Hiller Flying Platform

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Morning, everyone! Apparently I've been fired by the Ravens. It came as a bit of a shock to me, not gonna lie; I was told it was because we wanted to get Lamar to conform to the offensive system a little bit further. As a staff, we were concerned about

Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Tančík

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Everyone's talking about the quarterback revolution these days; it's certainly a different landscape than what I was used to with Charlie Batch and Joey Harrington back in the day with the Lions. Sure, they talk about Russell Wilson and Marcus Mariota and Baker Mayfield and guys like that, and I

Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: The Davy Crockett

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Hi everyone! I'm Marty Mornhinweg, offensive coordinator for the Baltimore Ravens. A lot of you probably know me best for my time with the Detroit Lions as head coach, but I'm here today to tell you that there's so much more to me than just that particular stretch of my life

Bye Week Update: New England Patriots

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The Patses are 7-3! Really goods, we is! Only two games up on the rest of the division, oh nos! We'll wins it again anyways! Lost to nasty Lionses, and Jagses and Titanses! Just barely beat the Bearses, it dids! We beats the Chiefses and Packers! The defence, especially the pass rush, is getting ruineds! Undefeated