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Marty Mornhinweg’s Wacky Weapons: Incendiary Camels

Got a few more kids who dropped out on me on my high school team’s roster. Stuff’s getting real tough looking ahead for next…

“The best defence is a good offence,” they say. Just as well. Numbers keep dropping for my high school team’s roster – too many…

If there’s one thing you know about me, folks, it’s that I love wind. It’s true. Starting on D in overtime shows confidence. When…

I got upset with my high school quarterback the other day – kid can’t throw a damn corner route to save his life. It’s…

Seems like it’s getting harder and harder to fill out my roster for next fall’s high school football team. I wish I’d be able…

Spring is here, which means that it’s time for me to whip my high-school team into shape for the upcoming football season. Never too…

You know what disappoints me? Games that get played in domes. There’s not enough being done about trying to toughen people up – we…

Since I’m no longer coaching pro ball, I thought it’d be a good thing to go back to my roots and think about becoming…

You know what’s scary these days? The New England Patriots. Actually, scratch that. They’re always scary. You know what else is scary? Nukes. I…

Oh, man’s best friend. It’s been tough waiting for the phone to ring some days… you never know when that next head coaching gig…