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We have a semi! Your England vs Netherlands Euro 2024 open thread
Today’s semi-finals feature the Dutch Ovens against the Tea and Crumpets, a matchup so significant that even the racists of each country temporarily set…
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Elaborate Ways of Getting Kicked In The Dick – England at the 2024 Euros (A Tuesday Night Open Thread)
I am ready to get hurt again. I mean it. There’s nothing this team can do to me anymore to make me feel pain.…
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 15: The 1983 Glenfrome Facet
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…
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Boss Todd’s Garage, Episode 12: The 1966 Peel Trident
[A 1985 Camaro IROC-Z squeals its tires, bursting onscreen to the sounds of Judas Priest’s “Breakin’ The Law”.] BOSS TODD IS FUCKIN’ BACK, BITCHES!…
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It’s Chucky’s Team Now: Your 2022 England World Cup Preview
What an absolutely abysmal eight decades eighteen months it’s been for England. First, you’re already the laughingstock of the planet, still dealing with the…
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Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Ali Dia
Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! As we move ever closer to summer – and,…
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Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Oscar Hartzell
Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! Buddy of mine got some spam email servers set…
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Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: William Chaloner
Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! As a scammer, appearances are everything. Substance is always,…
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Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Edwin Rist
Hi everyone, Hue Jackson’s back! Oh boy, have I ever got a good one for you this week. Just input your credit card number…
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Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Gregor MacGregor
Hi everyone, Hue Jackson here! You may remember me as the former head coach of the Cleveland Browns. Some people claim my 3-36-1 record…