Global Snaxx 9 – now with Kommentist participation!

Let's spin the globe again! If you are looking for past episodes check the sidebar!   Korea Takoyaki Ball Snack (translation on back)   Hooo boy, here we go again. I love octopus in most of it's forms, in Greece I lived off the stuff like pizza  in Italy. I have had Takoyaki a few times

Instant Counterfeit Hippo Thoughts – Championship Sunday, #NuAIDS Season

King Hippo is on assignment, having been informed that someone did NOT get that thing he sent them. His faithful translator/squire/parole officer Reverend Mayhem is your substitute teacher.] https://youtu.be/Q_I0tJigC40 /Takes a slow, lingering drag off the last cigarette in a pack bought January 8, 2000. /Puts it out on his forearm. Ahhhh, there it

“C*ck Weasel” and Other Terms of Affection: Your Monday of Hate Week 2020 Open Thread

Brothers and sisters, I welcome you to DFO Hate Week 2020. Hate Week is our annual pre-Super Bowl spiritual enema, casting out the residual toxins of the Season That Was and preparing ourselves for the new and exciting toxins to come. Today, I present my List of Unpopular Opinions. Feel free to

What We Drank Last Night: Cogito Ergo Sumbitch

Translation: I think, therefore I'm a Rotten Bastard Welcome again to What We Drank Last Night.  In-depth beer, wine and liquor reviews are great, but the average North American has neither the time nor the attention span for "notes of smoked blueberry" and "nuances of toast."  WWDLN is more like if

What We Drank Last Night: WILD CARD!

Welcome again to What We Drank Last Night.  In-depth beer, wine and liquor reviews are great, but the average North American has neither the time nor the attention span for "notes of smoked blueberry" and "nuances of toast."  WWDLN is more like if Robert Parker was a methed-up ferret. Here's the

Commentist Beer Barrel: Heineken

Heineken is an amoral mercantile outfit that appropriated the Red Star. Still, please: put down your pitchforks and torches, because I like their beer. Per Wikipedia: Heineken Lager Beer (Dutch: Heineken Pilsener)—wait. Is Heineken a Pilsener or lager? The bottle says “lager”, which settles the issue. At least for me, because I’m not

What We Drank Last Night: Thanksgiving Tuneup Edition

Welcome again to What We Drank Last Night.  In-depth beer, wine and liquor reviews are great, but the average North American has neither the time nor the attention span for "notes of smoked blueberry" and "nuances of toast."  WWDLN is more like if Robert Parker was a methed-up ferret. Here's the