The DFO Monday Morning Mock Draft, Chapter The Second

One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday.  Those were fantastic time wasters, and a good one was a virtual guarantee that you were going to be far from productive at work, as your day instead degenerated

BattleBots Beat: Start Your Arguments!

Welcome back to the Beat! It's the last midnight Fight Night of the (technically) 2020 season, and with it the 32-bot bracket will be revealed following the conclusion. Will there be seeding complaints? Undoubtedly! Who's in and out complaints? Probably! Will we know? Not until the end, so onto the

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Oscar Hartzell

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! Buddy of mine got some spam email servers set up recently, out of Botswana. Cost him about twenty bucks for the whole thing - no bullshit. Everyone says that spam emails are passe these days, but

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Lou Blonger

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! With football now having wrapped up for the next few months, I've now got myself a little more time to devote myself to scamming those most deserving of it. That's surely not you - after all,

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Victor Lustig

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! We're just days away from the Super Bowl. I've made a killing selling counterfeit merchandise - apparently the Ravens didn't like hearing about that in my interview a couple weeks ago. Greg Roman better watch his

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: Jeanne de Valois-Saint-Remy

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! You know who doesn't get enough credit for scamming? Tom Brady. The man's a legend. A sixth-round pick, fluking his way into ten Super Bowl appearances and a supermodel wife? All by not eating strawberries or

BattleBots Beat: Cue Lazer Light Show!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2aUD0Rgwho Catscratch was an underrated show and deserved more than one season. DON'T AT ME. (Unfortunately Doug TenNapel… yeah.) Welcome back to the Beat! Last time, there was salt, and anger, and arguably the worst win of the season, by a bot that I currently have as a top 3 seed! The

Hue Jackson’s Hall of Fame Scammers: William Chaloner

Welcome back to another exclusive sneak preview of the Hue Jackson School of Scam Artistry! As a scammer, appearances are everything. Substance is always, always secondary to style. If you look good out there, you're gonna feel good out there. And when you feel good - you're gonna make it bigtime.