Boris’ Week Four Writeup

My whirlwind week of traveling culminated by me getting the privilege of dealing with LaGuardia yesterday. Luckily enough for me I wasn't in Terminal A, but the 8 hour delay was fun to deal with. Not going to complain though, it could have been much worse. Long story short, I'm

Boris’ Week Three Writeup

Welcome to Jerome Ford Week! Man, that was a scary looking injury. They didn't show the reply on the broadcast, but the Internet's a thing, so I found it and rewatched. I honestly don't know how Nick Chubb's leg wasn't accidentally amputated. Unfortunately injuries are part of the game though.

Glory Hallelujah, First Fall Saturday 2023

Technically, it was still summer before.  And summer can get right fucked. It's not all rainbows and sunshine, as we get NO early morning fixture.  GUH.  Only three in the 10:00 window, as we go "Sunday heavy" this week, with some "name teams" in Zooropa.  City of Men hosting Robins Hood

Boris’ Week Two Writeup

Don't overreact to Week One. Don't overreact to Week One. Don't overreact to Week One. This is what I've been telling myself all week. Holy damn were there some surprises though. Tee Higgins and Drake London with zeroes?? Isaiah Likely completely failed with no Mark Andrews in the lineup?? Kadarius Toney

Killer JV NFL Nighttime Thread

First appointment viewing of 2023, as we stretch our buttholes for NFL WEEK ONE WOO!!! all day tomorrow. Ballsy: I'm glad Hippo is finally getting on the anal bandwagon! Stretching the butthole slowly and carefully is very important for proper and safe anal fun! Yes, I'm back. Although I might not

Boris’ Week One Writeup

Hey all and welcome to Week One!!! This has been one of the longest summers I can remember as it relates to fantasy football. I started my research much earlier than I ever have, which was last March. It's felt like I've been plodding along at the slowest pace of

First Proper JV NFL Slate of 2023 Today!

With the dreaded Lesser Footy international break upon us, one is especially thankful for the much improved Week 2 JV NFL slate.  Without further a-doo-doo, to the fixtures! Notre Dame (-7.5) at NC State (Noon, ABC) People have already started fluffing the Irish, without the very necessary caveat that they haven't faced

Brackets and Madness and Watching TV While Working – The DFO NCAA Basketball Tourney Preview

We've reached The Ides of March, which can only mean one thing: Time to stab your local emperor! If you don't have an emperor, then I guess you can fill out an NCAA Basketball bracket instead. Every March, the top 64 or 68 or whatever teams meet in a single-elimination

Guttersnipe

Greetings, and welcome to yet another Tuesday bowling night. Tonight I am heading out to compete in week 23 of 27. More than six (6) months of bowling. Good gravy that’s a long season. At least it’s winter and there aren’t a lot of other options, although my area has

Boris’ DFS Wildcard Breakdown

Hey all and welcome to the DFS Wildcard Weekend! On DraftKings we have 4! different slates to choose from: Saturday Only 2 Game Slate Saturday - Monday 6 game Slate Sunday Only 3 Game Slate Saturday - Sunday 4 Game Slate I am doing the 2, 6, and 3 game slates