Boris’ Week 9 Writeup

Hey all and welcome to week 9 of the NFL season! Things have been going well for me in terms of identifying the right plays in the last few weeks, but small variances keep getting in the way. Taysom Hill, as he tends to do, pisses off my friend Sharkbait

Boris’ Week 8 Writeup

Hey all and welcome to week 8 of the NFL season!  If anyone wants to, I'm thinking about pulling a William Tecumseh Sherman and marching into Georgia to burn something. That something is named Art Smith. Imagine wasting high draft capital on a running back to not play him in

Boris’s Week 7 Writeup

Hey all and welcome to Week 7 of the NFL season!  Here is the link to my article on Gridiron Experts should you feel so inclined. Let's just dive right into this one.   Las Vegas @ Chicago Josh Jacobs looks way too highly owned considering the matchup. The Bears have been one

Boris’ Week 6 Writeup

Hey all and welcome to Week 6 of the NFL season! Last week was looking really good for my Kamara + Saints and Burrow + Chase stacks. Too damn bad I had James Conner in those lineups too. Alas, twas not meant to be. Here is the link to my

Boris’ Week 5 Writeup

Hey all and welcome to Week 5 of the NFL season! Last week was my most profitable one of the year thus far. Hopefully that's a sign of things to come here in Week 5! We have three games with 50 totals or higher, so diverse ownership as well as

Boris’ Week Four Writeup

My whirlwind week of traveling culminated by me getting the privilege of dealing with LaGuardia yesterday. Luckily enough for me I wasn't in Terminal A, but the 8 hour delay was fun to deal with. Not going to complain though, it could have been much worse. Long story short, I'm

Boris’ Week Three Writeup

Welcome to Jerome Ford Week! Man, that was a scary looking injury. They didn't show the reply on the broadcast, but the Internet's a thing, so I found it and rewatched. I honestly don't know how Nick Chubb's leg wasn't accidentally amputated. Unfortunately injuries are part of the game though.

Glory Hallelujah, First Fall Saturday 2023

Technically, it was still summer before.  And summer can get right fucked. It's not all rainbows and sunshine, as we get NO early morning fixture.  GUH.  Only three in the 10:00 window, as we go "Sunday heavy" this week, with some "name teams" in Zooropa.  City of Men hosting Robins Hood

Boris’ Week Two Writeup

Don't overreact to Week One. Don't overreact to Week One. Don't overreact to Week One. This is what I've been telling myself all week. Holy damn were there some surprises though. Tee Higgins and Drake London with zeroes?? Isaiah Likely completely failed with no Mark Andrews in the lineup?? Kadarius Toney

Killer JV NFL Nighttime Thread

First appointment viewing of 2023, as we stretch our buttholes for NFL WEEK ONE WOO!!! all day tomorrow. Ballsy: I'm glad Hippo is finally getting on the anal bandwagon! Stretching the butthole slowly and carefully is very important for proper and safe anal fun! Yes, I'm back. Although I might not

Boris’ Week One Writeup

Hey all and welcome to Week One!!! This has been one of the longest summers I can remember as it relates to fantasy football. I started my research much earlier than I ever have, which was last March. It's felt like I've been plodding along at the slowest pace of

First Proper JV NFL Slate of 2023 Today!

With the dreaded Lesser Footy international break upon us, one is especially thankful for the much improved Week 2 JV NFL slate.  Without further a-doo-doo, to the fixtures! Notre Dame (-7.5) at NC State (Noon, ABC) People have already started fluffing the Irish, without the very necessary caveat that they haven't faced