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The Bleergh Report – Week 11

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ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week eleven's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm

Your “It’s Almost As Anger-Causing As Impeachment!1!1!!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Noise: Oh, it's all noise today, as most football sites are obsessed with the news of Colin Kaepernick getting a workout this Saturday. nfl.com points out the league set the date & did the prep. And that Kaepernick's workout will be run by scouting combine personnel and former NFL coaches.

The Bleergh Report – Week 10

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ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week ten's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm

CrimeBeat!: An Existential Quandre Edition

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It's that time again- time to examine the biggest NFL felonies (real or metaphorical) of the last couple of days weeks (gimme a break, new fatherhood is a bitch). It's CrimeBeat! and you will listen to EVERY LAST WORD I SAY! ACCUSED: Corbyn Nyemah CHARGE: Attempted Home Invasion, Property Damage, Cuckoldry Who is

Your “All Out Of Work Week Whisky” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Notes:   It's lucky: the knee Le'Veon Bell tweaked on Sunday versus the Dolphins doesn't show any ligament damage. He's being held out of practice, and will be a gameday decision on Sunday when they play the Giants. It's expected: speculation has already started about where Cam Newton will play next

Your “They Don’t Come For The Innocent, As None Exist Here” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Nuggets: DeSean Jackson is done for the year, opting to get core muscle surgery to solve whatever's ailing him. According to Doug Pederson, what had been a small abdominal tear has turned into the muscle tearing completely off the bone. Also done for the year? Cam Newton, who has

The Bleergh Report – Week 9

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ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here's the week nine's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm

Your “It All Comes Down To This” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Nuggets: Today's main news is all about deals that could have been, like: Devonta Freeman to the Lions. Andy Dalton just the hell out of Cincinnati. Jamal Adams - without his knowledge - to the Cowboys. The Patriots have dragged Nick Folk out of retirement to be their new

The Bleergh Report – Week 8

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ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh, here's the week eights's best and worst penalties. Here's a random breakdown of this weeks penalties.  I may or may not try to find the tape for these, nor am I making any judgement call on the individual penalties.  I'm sure that there are

Your Tuesday Evening Trade Deadline Open Thread

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Well, let's see what transpired today: Trent Williams' rights weren't traded from the [Redacteds], so instead he chose to report, ending his holdout. NFL Network's Tom Pelissero noted that the left tackle is due $5.824 million in base salary for the rest of 2019 (plus $15,624 for each game he's