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Your “How Do I Do This Again?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Okay, let’s see if I can go a week without something bad happening. Can it be 2021 already? NFL Nuggets: Trade rumours in advance of…
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Your “How Did I Get Here?” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Today’s trade / release rumours: Matt Stafford. Unlikely, given that he’s a $21 million cap hit if he plays, but a $32…
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The Bleergh Report – Conference weekend
ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here are the Conference weekend’s best and worst penalties. I was unable to…
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Your “Hotheads Hotheading” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: The AB thing is over a $4000 moving dispute. A company he hired to store & ship his stuff back from California…
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Your “Take It Where You Can” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Raise your juice boxes in appreciation – Eli Manning has retired. It will be formally announced at a special press conference on…
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The Bleergh Report – Divisional weekend
ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here are the Divisional weekend’s best and worst penalties. I was unable to…
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Your Methadone Monday Evening Open thread
(I’ve used this type of headline before. I regret nothing.) It’s both MLK Day & post-Conference Championship Monday, so anyone who can isn’t working.…
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The Bleergh Report – Wildcard weekend
ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here are the Wildcard weekend’s best and worst penalties. I was unable to…
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Your “Don’t Hand Me No Lines” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: kind of quiet in advance of the games Agent Drew Rosenhaus has conditionally terminated his relationship with Antonio Brown. He has gone…
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Your Wednesday Evening Snow Day Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Panthers LB Luke Kuechly is retiring after eight seasons. Given all the injuries, it’s really been about six actual playing seasons. Which…