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Your “Know Your Strengths” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: The Browns have officially hired (now) former Vikings OC Kevin Stefanski as their new head coach. It’s a five-year deal, terms undisclosed.…
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Your “Nothing Lasts Forever But The Earth and Sky” Thursday Evening Open Thread
NFL Notes: Well, the league decided to hold off naming the Centennial Hall of Fame class until a special reveal LIVE! on “Good Morning…
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Your “Poor, Poor Pitiful Me” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: In a long, rambling, delusional & highly self-serving Instagram post, Dreamboat says he’ll be playing in 2020. For example: “In both life…
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Your “Feed Me (Richard) Seymour!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: It’s mostly coaching news today: It was, according to PFT, “Love at first sight” between Jerry Jones & Mike McCarthy. BTW –…
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The Bleergh Report – Week 16
ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here’s week sixteen’s best and worst penalties**. Here’s a random breakdown of this…
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Bleerghmas
Twas the night before Bleergmas, when all through the stadium Not a creature was stirring, not even a black cat* The headsets were hung…
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The Bleergh Report – Week 15
ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here’s the week fifteen’s best and worst penalties. Here’s a random breakdown of…
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Your “Jesting At Scars That Never Felt A Wound” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Noise: Greg Olsen sounds like a person done with all that shit, and has no intent on being part of a rebuild. “No…
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Your “Brees Betters Babymaker; Boosts Boltman” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: The touchdown record gets all the acclaim, but what warms the cold, dead heart of the average [DFO] Commentist is the fact…
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The Bleergh Report – Week 14
ALL HAIL BLEERGH. In tribute to Bleergh (the God of Penalties), here’s the week fourteens’s best and worst penalties. Here’s a random breakdown of…