TGIF! Let's make this quick, there's March Madness! *checks DFO bracket* Cool, cool, cool. 25th out of 26. Thanks BFC for keeping me out of last. Survival - Personal Edition Let's say you're playing around will a little flame and manage to light yourself on fire. Here's a handy guide. Stop. Don't
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Hooray for the weekend once again. Thanks to having two kids, I have a plethora of fruit on hand at all times. Because nobody tells you when you have kids, you always have fruit on hand. Added to our pile of fruit, my father in law overbought on strawberries and
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Good evening, and welcome to the 97th Academy Awards. Conan O'Brien couldn't make it because he's actually hosting the Oscars, so you get me instead, and it's good to be back! I'll tell you up front that I didn't get anywhere near watching every nominee this year, but I've seen



