2018 Quotables – Week 10 (Results)

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - November 16, 2018November 16, 2018

Happy Friday, everybody. I am filling in for our dear Blax today, as I assume his hearing is running longer than expected. We're all rooting for an acquittal, buddy! As I couldn't top anyone's performance was busy working on Tuesday, I didn't make any comments and can truly have no

2018 Quotables – Week 10 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 13, 2018November 13, 2018

Week 10. I still have no idea what the deal with 75% of the NFL team is this year (usually I’m around 50%, honestly). Not that this should really matter for this weekly hit piece but I do try to spread around the attention. But when there’s about four really

2018 Quotables – Week 9 (Results)

blaxabbath - November 9, 2018November 9, 2018

Here are your submissions. Great work as always except for, as with the Powerball, those of you don't play. If you don't play, you can't win. Dez learned this lesson for Week 10 as he heads to New Orleans to cancer-up that locker room; you should learn it/cancer-up stuff too.

2018 Quotables – Week 9 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 6, 2018November 6, 2018

Forgot I owed you these. Please see below.

2018 Quotables – Week 8 (Results)

blaxabbath - November 2, 2018November 2, 2018

Week 8 fools. Season's about halfway over and, rather than punishing myself with OAK/SF, I am punishing myself with Star Wars 8. I sure don't remember the earlier ones being this bad but, who knows, maybe they were. I'll just say this though, Luke Skywalker sure became a dick. I

2018 Quotables – Week 8 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 30, 2018October 30, 2018

Sorry -- I owe you all Cardinals Bye Week and a Halloween number this week so Qs was a bit of an afterthought. That said, away we go.

2018 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 26, 2018October 26, 2018

Midseason form all around. Granted, a few of you look a little more Josh Gordon with the Browns than Josh Gordon with the Patriots. But, then again, many others look more like Patr*ots OC Josh McDaniels as opposed to Head Coach Josh McDaniels. But that's the NFL, babaaayyyyyyyyyy! Submissions seemed a

2018 Quotables – Week 7 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 23, 2018October 23, 2018

It’s late Monday and, if the last twenty minutes are any indicator, I am not going to be anywhere other than in bed sick as a dog tomorrow morning. I didn’t watch the MNF fixture last night but that’s fine because Thursday through Sunday was absolutely putrid. Sunday was my first

2018 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 21, 2018October 21, 2018

I didn't do results last week. I asked someone to cover for me but it was really just an idea that ran through my head so, shockingly, nothing happened. So anyways, here are your Week 6 Quotables results. It likely isn't the best football you'll see today but I bet

2018 Quotables – Week 6 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 16, 2018October 16, 2018

Week 6 action is here! I don't really know what that means considering we've known who the contenders for Super Bowl L3 are since about November of last year. But for those of you who just enjoy the sport of football and all the hours of commercials each broadcast entails,

2018 Quotables – Week 5 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 12, 2018October 11, 2018

NFL UK action kicks off this Sunday. We're also into Spooktober and, assuming Fox didn't bust him out last week, I assume we'll start seeing the return of the robot with the jack-o-lantern head this weekend. All just gimmicks, of course, to distract you from the on-field product. Another good distraction? Quotables.

2018 Quotables – Week 5 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 9, 2018October 9, 2018

No talk. On to the action.