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2019 Quotables – Preseason (Results)
There it is! There. It. Is! I mean, is this group of degenerates the LA Rams starters, because you all don’t even need a…
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2019 Quotables – Preseason (Submissions)
This may come as a surprise to some of you but premium NFL GIF content is not exactly in season come late-August. Oh sure,…
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2018 Quotables – Superb Owl Weekend (Results)
So I turn 30 this weekend, and while it’s becoming more and more obvious to me that it’s not THAT big of a deal,…
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2018 Quotables – Superb Owl Weekend (Submissions)
You don’t need to hear it from me, but what a boring game with a boring outcome. I took the under in all of…
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2018 Quotables – Pro Bowl Weekend (Results)
Having successfully ignored pretty much all of the Superb Owl media news this week, it seems strange that THE BIG GAME is on Sunday.…
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2018 Quotables – Pro Bowl Weekend (Submissions)
Welcome to Quoteables, where our ELITE team of professional Commentists have been hand selected to meet in Hawaii Orlando (at least it’s not Phoenix!) to…
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2018 Quotables – Conference Finals Weekend (Results)
You guys ready for some PROFESSIONAL BOWL action this weekend?! As someone who didn’t watch the SKILLS SHOWDOWN last night, I know I sure…
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2018 Quotables – Conference Finals Weekend (Submissions)
This was the first weekend I’ve sat down by myself and watched football in 2 years. It was definitely a mixed bag. One the…
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2018 Quotables – Divisional Round Weekend (Results)
Good lord, we made it to Friday. This whole “working 5 days in a row” thing has got to go. I mean, we’re not…
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2018 Quotables – Divisional Round Weekend (Submissions) & Wild Card Weekend (Results)
Well, what a wonderful weekend it was. The Football Clippers got the thrashing they so badly deserved, Jason Garret had a fine eating of…