Reflections

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 14, #NuAIDS Season

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It's Festive Fixtures time o' year, when the Premiership plays seemingly every day, and we get Sabado NFL (Donks AND Black Panthers next week WOO!!!!).  But no matter whether one worships Sha'nkhor, Shan'khor, or even Shank'hor [Official Church Doctrine is Shan'klor- bloody schismatic wars have been fought over less] you

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 13, #NuAIDS Season

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Greetings and salutations, Imaginary Friends!  I hope all of you got that fantasy playoffs-calibre performance (or strategic fuckups elsewhere) that y'all needed. To that end - God bless Taysom Hill!  Though I wasn't super happy with his "empty hand" Q4 fumble (which Sherman's Ashes almost turned into a manic comeback) -

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 12, #NuAIDS Season

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Is there anything worse than facing the Monday after a holiday weekend?  I think not, but 2020 has taught us all that it can always get worse. [Closed Captioning for the Hard of Hippo provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception, Rev. E. Mayhem presiding]. Speaking of getting worse, NYG played away

Instant Hippo Thoughts/Mini-JV Preview – Afrikan-American Friday, #NuAIDS Season

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Hey howdy, y'all.  Hope you are wallowing in your shame like a good Commentist should.  Let's talk some FITBAW!! Sparta Prague completed Celtic's utter humiliation, bouncing them from the NIT Shempions League.  Two late goals bloated the scoreline all the way to 4-1.  Ouchy the fook ouch!  Celtic are fuckweasels, plus

There’s Got To Be A Pony In There Somewhere

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Bless yeahright's heart, for amidst all the literal chaos, death, destruction, and despair of 2020, he suggested we all gather 'round the DFO clubhouse fire and share what we're still thankful for this year. It reminds me of the story of the family that moves to a new house, and while

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 11, #NuAIDS Season

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Holy cats, what a weekend.  Between NC State and Everton, I stayed pretty puckered until the sweet release of RedZone Heroine.  Which, as usual, hit the sweet spot. We even got the mathematical beauty of Your 3-6-1, FIRST PLACE Philadelphia Iggles. That was...not one of your more well-played of contests.  No offensive points

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 10, #NuAIDS Season

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Hello, one and all.  We had a weird 5/6 window split, thanks to CBS deciding that MOTHERFUCKING GOLF was to be prioritized over the only programming that still gets ratings in 2020.  But hey, it allowed me to play extra Footy Manager.  Which is all I really enjoy doing. At least those

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 9, #NuAIDS Season

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So very little happened this week - wasn't it nice to spend a relaxing Sunday with our good friend, FITBAW? [Closed captions for the Hard of Hippo provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception, Reverend E. Mayhem presiding] There weren't exactly any epic games early, so let's start with one of

Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 6, #NuAIDS Season

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Hey howdy, y'all.  Did you enjoy a fine Fall weekend, filled with FITBAW and as little movement as humanly possible?  Sorry for the humble brag. [Closed captions for the Hard-of-Hippo provided by the Church of the Immaculate Deception, Reverend E. Mayhem presiding.] I hope you didn't need any real details on the